Urmi Bhatt

Sanity exists in illusion. Loves humans and Pav Bhaji and Starbucks and Journalism and Writing and And. SC: @soyoucansnapme

[Shobhit @Shobhit3103]

Us chutiye Samay Raina ko bata dena koi ki when the fight is unfair you don’t fuck off, you stand your ground and fucking fight back

[Pri @priyayayanshi]

kunal kamra saying, "ye log sita ke pati ka naam leke nita ke pati ki jeb bhar rahe hai..." has to be my roman empire in Indian politics, comedy, dissent, and feminism!!!!!

[Urmi Bhatt @urmibhatt97]

@ShivAroor @kunalb11 @WhatsApp Can we please get a log out feature from WhatsApp

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

No one has a victim complex like a man who thinks he’s a good person.

[miia @miiagarro]

the world contains protons, neutrons, electrons and fucking morons

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

No single woman sees her ex years later and says, “Wow, I lost a great man.” It’s always, “What a bullet I dodged,” and that says more than enough.

[Sameer @oosafarnama]

Stop letting people consume you. They didn't call? Go to sleep. They didn't message you? Put your phone down and have a better day. They left you on read? Delete the conversation. They didn't make an effort? Match their energy. Never let your happiness depend on anyone.

[वरुण 🇮🇳 @varungrover]

Aapne ghabraana nahi hai.

[Urmi Bhatt @urmibhatt97]

As a Grey’s addict, this has always made me cry!

[ukdicha modak @kalshitkalshi]

elections result day gotta be the best day to be on twitter

[໊ @user0000O0]

trying to convince myself that something isn’t bothering me when i’m losing my fucking mind

[D. @Lush_Beauty1]

And like Miley Cyrus said:

“I didn’t talk badly about you—I talked about what you did to me. If that makes you look bad, that’s not my problem anymore.”

[Čhazeᛪ༙ @Gottalovechaze]

Dear Apple & CarPlay please STOP pausing my music every time i open a social media app.. i can doom scroll & listen to music at the same time

[Urmi Bhatt @urmibhatt97]

@saffrontrail Frido Women's Comfort Flat Sandal https://t.co/Ebu6hvIXpE

[Kunal Kamra @kunalkamra88]

Respected sir maybe there was a communication issue but the way I remmeber the last 3 questions of my cross examination this evening -
Do you feel remorse - No
Are you sorry about what you said- No
If you tender an unconditional apology this matter will be looked at differently - No I can’t as the apology would not be sincere. Also it would set a terrible precedent for other artists & their freedom.

[Josh @JD_Quotes2017]

As long as your intentions are pure, don't stress over anything or anyone. Trust that you will always end up exactly where you're meant to be, and that nothing is ever truly your loss.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

ADHD can seem fun and quirky until you’re too ashamed to reconnect with people because you haven’t had the mental space to reply for 6 weeks, and now the guilt and fear of being judged is too much.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

This girl said, “When you walk through a museum, you’re not just looking at art. You’re moving through centuries of people trying to explain love, grief, power, beauty, and belonging.” And now I can’t unsee it 🥺❤️…

[stressed @onlystresstoday]

even at my most drained i’m considerate