Kit

yes!!!!

[Kit @urmother_hd]

im sick of using cheap toilet paper, im gonna start fingering my butt

[Kit @urmother_hd]

how can you be ugly AND homophobic?? worrying about gays when ur nose isnt even straight 😕

[Kit @urmother_hd]

yelling “timber” when i poo cus i be dropping LOGS 🪵 #realshitter #fibre #wrath #timber

[Kit @urmother_hd]

vincent van gogh’s ear be like: but u didnt have to cuttt me offf

[Kit @urmother_hd]

when ur friend’s food arrives first so u just gotta watch them eat whilst waiting for ur food

[Kit @urmother_hd]

the phrase sleep tight suggests the the existence of sleep loose #noticing

[Kit @urmother_hd]

forget pre-cum babies, what about post-cum babies 🤔

[🍎 @magicinmypocket]

Pad See Ew mogs Pad Thai but they don’t want you to know that

[Kit @urmother_hd]

carnival is lowkey keeping the art of dry humping alive… #noticing #whine

[Kit @urmother_hd]

just saw a bonnie blue edit to ethel cain i can’t do this anymore

[shona @Officiallshona]

The men you fold your wings for will mock you for not flying.

[grovy @grovymango]

Being Vietnamese kinda makes you a nepo baby . Like. u were born into eating Vietnamese food

[Kit @urmother_hd]

God Save the Dolls

[Kit @urmother_hd]

dalston is like the bushwick of london

[rania @rania1534985]

at trans pride… guess u could say im having a… feeld day right now 👀👀

[Kit @urmother_hd]

not going to trans pride this year because im never proud to be a man :/

[ryuo @pawpflash]

i be moaning when i stretch and yawn cause im lowkey gay

[Kit @urmother_hd]

been cycling to work and feeling like jules on that damn bike

[Kit @urmother_hd]

at the function nervous farting, if i dont have a good time neither can you :/