Ryan

Stuffed up, achey and suffering from intense malaise.

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

In honor of @SeinfeldTV hitting Netflix today, I give you the complete and official episode rankings, based on a highly scientific process (my feelings)

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

Just wanted to hop in and say Giant Eagle fucking blows and I’m glad it’s dead. You people would be nostalgic for the plague if the first rat came from Pittsburgh

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@tomjohnst0n it’s the super league they all wanted created by other means

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

idk man, maybe some of this is true, but feels like alot of cope. all seven canadian franchises have been mediocre to poor since overall since the '05 lockout, and the few legitimate contending windows of VAN, EDM, and TOR all came up short

[Sportsnet @Sportsnet]

Is the growing trend of players seeking to move to sunny destinations to join competitive teams a problem for the league? @jtbourne writes why this is a boom-or-bust phase and, eventually, other cities will become a destination. https://t.co/qt1RdQMF0p

[Luke Edwards @LukeEdwardsTele]

This is the blueprint. Help start the fire by excitedly reporting the interest. Add kindling to ensure it keeps burning by constantly tweeting the same thing with the words changed or moved into a different order.

Watch the fire spread, wait for the player to say he wants the move and then declare it’s up to the clubs to agree a fee. His current club didn’t want to sell but now the conditions for the buying club to succeed have been stoked and the wind is in their favour. Job done. And it will be repeated.

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@tomjohnst0n our owners have been in a shooting war with iran for three months lol last thing they're thinking about is eddie howe right now

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

brother they've been fighting a proxy war against Iran for four months lmao they've got bigger priorities

[Murph @NUFCMurph]

Get PIF gone man. Sportswashed for this. Amateurs.

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

pretty much every technically gifted player besides maybe bruno has already left or is trying to leave. meanwhile dan burn is seemingly as happy and content as he has ever been in his life

[Phyllis Dietrichson @OfficielKaybaye]

I think only when the inevitable sale of Hall to Man United goes through will it open people’s eyes and that there is a management issue. Everyone is so in denial about it.

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@MattW36565526 know it’s early but already feels way too much like the last two transfer windows. insane how inefficient and dysfunctional seemingly the entire club has become since the cup win

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

have you ever seen a more obvious cia plant in your life

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They just finished looking at the freak book

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@DiaIUpModem oh yeah. very similar to usa hockey in that regard except that usa hockey is actually good

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

you shouldn’t root against the usmnt cause of politics, you should root against them because their fans are the most annoying reddit dorks on the planet

[Gregg Beerholder 🍺 @MLShater]

It sucks seeing how many Americans are against USMNT due to the politics of the country when you consider we are a team full of immigrants. USMNT mirrors the melting pot in which America has always been.

Players shouldn’t have to atone for the sins of our elected officials.

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@NUFCLC guys that run fast with no technical skill, just so eddie can claim a moral victory after poor results, say they worked hard and “deserved better”. victim mentality permeating the entire club

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

my man paid a visit to tor eckman

[The Jerusalem Post @Jerusalem_Post]

Sid Rosenberg encourages the Jewish community to be proud and not to "hide your yarmulkes."

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@vinnybatts getting voted off early on one of those trashy Netflix dating shows for promoting his podcast too much

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

gordon is the most spiritually american englishman ive ever seen. attempting to aura farm non stop, self branding efforts non stop, extreme self confidence, over inflated self worth, gun pose celebrations. his soul was meant for austin, texas

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

Anthony Gordon has arrived. 🔵🔴👋🏼

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@DiaIUpModem fully prepared for the most obnoxious celebrations possible if he scores at the world cup. he will feel right at home in met life stadium

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@DragonflyJonez that's what you get for letting him come out here with a bunch of killers

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

this is a look you get relegated in

[Opaleak @opaleak]

🐦‍⬛ OFFICIAL PICS - Newcastle United 26/27 Home.

[Ryan @uromycitisis]

@jamiereuben @NUFC