Ev

I’m just out here shootin videos n shit

[Sami Zayn @SamiZayn]

LIFE IS GOOD

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

“Don’t get close to those fireworks tonight”

me:

[Ev @urpal_ev]

Shawty syntax go crazy, she really know her way around a sentence

[Ev @urpal_ev]

I've been enjoying golf on TV way more than I should and I am herrrrreeeeee for it

[Ev @urpal_ev]

If her group chat is called "whores" she's too young for you, bro

[Ev @urpal_ev]

Literally I think I have this "good luck Chuck" thing happening where suddenly multiple of my recent flames are pregnant or married

[Ev @urpal_ev]

@TheDonCoogi I'm pretty quick with it these days, but before I was this confident, it was certainly something I held back a bit 😂

[Prince Debit 🇨🇲 @MainEventChris_]

This gotta be the dream Martin Luther King was talking about

[Ev @urpal_ev]

Proud of myself and hell, I think you would be too

[Ev @urpal_ev]

Going on a 7+ days without a vape for the first time in a decade is kinda crazy

[Ev @urpal_ev]

If I ain't your friend, I sure ain't your fan 😭

[EliteRockerz 𝕏 @EliteClubS0B]

Logan Paul cooked Tom Brady for calling WWE a “cute” sport 😭

[Ev @urpal_ev]

I swear I'm gonna do the impossible (for me) and actually quit vaping

[Klara @klara_sjo]

Where do bad rainbows go?

To prism.

It's a light sentence, but it gives them time to reflect.

[Ev @urpal_ev]

A lot of people don't know how closely I watch how they treat me and others and those people don't realize I don't consider them a friend anymore.

I'll change that, don't worry 👍

[Ev @urpal_ev]

I've almost intentionally made myself celibate with no complaints

[DirtyDomDom @DirtyDomDom]

Fun Fact - If you play Cody Rhode’s entrance music at exactly 11:59:23 on 2025 New Year's Eve, you can do the "WHOA" at exactly midnight in 2026 😆

[Ev @urpal_ev]

@JeepMeta @DKH013 Adding that second sentence negates the sentiment of your first. Ya stupid idiot.

[Ev @urpal_ev]

Time to enjoy some hilariously offensive humor and not be offended because it's comedy.

[Ev @urpal_ev]

I got mad rizz, unless I actually like them