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[urqlife @urqlife]

A huge thank you to @WakaFlocka for making my commute to and from work bearable with the new music. Absolutely stoked my dude, thank you!!!!

[urqlife @urqlife]

To the asshole on USA that tried a bicycle kick in the 85th minute while down 2 goals... fuck you and your ego.

[urqlife @urqlife]

Imagine being a fan of live music heading into 2023? Me either.

Fuck you, @LiveNation @Ticketmaster

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[urqlife @urqlife]

Just pumped gas at $3.99 and I’m not looking forward to what I’ll have to pay next week. What the actual fuck is happening?

[urqlife @urqlife]

My landlord is a piece of fucking shit.

[ashley fairbanks @ziibiing]

Thank you for the four free COVID tests, now please cancel my student loan debt.

[urqlife @urqlife]

@Griz Boston

[The Cult of Rezz @CultofRezz]

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[🫥 @Nosoycuero]

She don’t ever have to look at the bill when she out with me. Cause ima read it out loud. This shit is $84

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

BREAKING: 4 police officers forcibly removed journalist Grant Stern for asking Kevin McCarthy a question—why he opposed the bipartisan Jan 6th Commission. This is outrageous and shouldn’t happen in America. This is what fascists do. Let’s make this viral.

[Dan Price @DanPriceSeattle]

Remember kids: if you study hard, get good grades, go to a good college, get a job, work hard, never take a sick day, live within your means and do what you're told ... then one day your boss might go to space

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

REPUBLICANS: It was ANTIFA that stormed the capitol, not us!

“So you’re cool with investigating that?”

REPUBLICANS: No.

[Scott Dworkin @funder]

Nearly 70,000 people have signed @davidmweissman’s petition to #ExpelMarjorieTaylorGreene! https://t.co/SRcfH3iLaN

[Karen DaltonBeninato @kbeninato]

Florida Man's lawyer gets his devices seized.

Rudy tried to extort Ukraine into election interference for his boss, accidentally held a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping, helped foment the Capitol insurrection, leaked hairdye, and whatever this was...

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

Countries ranked by life expectancy:

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The richest country in history is 39th in the world for life expectancy. It is time for us to invest in our people.

[wingtip @itswingtip]

yeah so pfizer is more of a body high and moderna’s a little heady and better for like creativity and studying

[urqlife @urqlife]

Today is an anti vaxer wet dream.