Bob

follow me I post extremely good Content

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

Walked into a room and forgot why went in. Said “hm?” out loud in confusion. Pure NPCmaxxing

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

Congratulations for claiming them back or “reverse toothing” as it’s known to industry ‘insiders’

[creature 🦊 @frisbeedawg_]

shoutout to my wisdom teeth for straight up vanishing out of my mouth

I didn't have them removed, they didn't grow in, I just went to the dentist one day and found out they fucking disappeared with no explanation

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@goodyhilton To all the naysayers and doomers: don’t knock it til you try it. Stay lashing, sweet cheeks

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@BLUECOW009 Give bank details immediately

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@crybbfannypack His friend

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@MegKeene @jrob840 @athenaeumbc A lot of C.S Lewis. I wasn’t mega keen on it

[¿ @umlarp]

tweets should yellow as they age

[Arkham @arkham]

ANDREW TATE: LIQUIDATED 8 TIMES IN 24 HOURS

Andrew Tate deposited $100K to his Hyperliquid account yesterday, and longed $3.8M of BTC. He got liquidated. Then he tried shorting $1M BTC. He got liquidated again.

Andrew Tate has been liquidated 8 times in the last 24 hours, and now has only $14K left.

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@ced_jayy He looks nothing like his father, David

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@theodorebeers If you don’t have the Knack, it isn’t for you

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@SOPROSOCIAL Wait, you guys weren’t utterly drowning in it before locking in the misso? We live in very different worlds

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@LinkofSunshine 0/10 bait but commented so I guess that makes it 1/10

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@theemmacasey My penultimate reason is it’s useful.
By my final, and dare I say it, ultimate reason, is to annoy you

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@eris_nerung My tiny little shrimp

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@DailyLoud God bless the Chinese

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@beansdelivered @babyknifespice Looks like this little man needs a father

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@latebirdwakeup Unreveal it

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@THR Man Door Hand Hook Car Door

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@ErinPerise @jackmoses777 Me too but I stayed 6ft

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@jennineak Are you an owl, perchance?

[Bob @uruncleb0b]

@DiscussingFilm His wife is his WHAT?