Dan Helland

Saved By Grace, United States Air Force C-37A/B (Gulfstream V/550) pilot. Washington, D.C.

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@Alamo you dun messed up this time!

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@FreddyLA7 Freddy, make sure you check out the Waugh Drive Bridge and their 250,000 bags that fly every night at sunset!

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@shaunvlog_ Need to do a root beer float!

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@FreddyLA7 don’t leave the US without trying out @culvers restaurant. I recommend a Butterburger with Cheese (Double) with the works , cheese curds, and a root beer float! If you pass through San Antonio, I’ll even buy! I’ll also hook you up with Wisconsin’s own Spotted Cow!

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@ESPNFANSUPPORT I need help with my league. Can you assist?

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@ESPNFantasy I need help with a league issue. How do I contact you for support?

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@jerseymikes FREE SUB

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

Trying to get my @qdoba BOGO, but their app keeps crashing. #whatgives

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

Does @FirehouseSubs still do double points Mondays?

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@FirehouseSubs requires an account to redeem the @TMobile Tuesday promotion, but won’t let me create an account.

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@FirehouseSubs continues to devalue the rewards program. First it was a 50% increase in rewards point redemption, now birthday subs limited to 3 days of redemption.

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@ChipotleTweets Yes please

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@ChipotleTweets Can I get a free burrito?

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

You guessed it, folks. Today, we announced our plans to add in-seat power onboard our aircraft. But that's not all. We're also working to upgrade our inflight WiFi, our overhead bin space, & so. much. more. Check out the news: https://t.co/pcu2bSZSgF

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

Something’s coming… 👀

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

@patrickcotnoir @pattonoswalt Good luck finding pilots to operate the aircraft…

[Southwest Airlines @SouthwestAir]

Masks are now optional onboard Southwest Airlines flights. Learn more: https://t.co/DbnSpJPVFr

[United Airlines @united]

Masks are no longer required on domestic flights, select international flights (dependent upon the arrival country's requirements) or at U.S. airports. More comfortable keeping yours on? Go right ahead… the choice is yours (you look dino-mite either way)!

[Dan Helland @usafa2007]

getting help and contacting @Uber_Support is the worst process ever. Why can’t you simply let us write you a message like every other company as opposed to going through endless loops?

[Mykhailo Fedorov @FedorovMykhailo]

Starlink — here. Thanks, @elonmusk