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[mary 𓃹 @Kristallslottet]

Fuckboy/girl was such a vulgar term I'm glad we say stuff like hypergamous diddy foid now

[Lulu | WC 🇪🇬 @muixyui]

so is every egyptian family going through a mass psychosis after that one doctor died and now following that strict bs diet?
cuz my mom has banned eggs, chicken, vegetables, pasta, wtf am I supposed to eat

[danny @d4nnytye]

hate when you’re waiting for the green man like some pedestriancel and you get absolutely jaywalkmogged by a rightofwaychad. fuck

[chase @_chase_____]

having the hiccups will truly reveal which of your friends worship at the alter of science and reason (suggest holding your breath until the hiccups go away) and which of your friends will try to “scare them out of you” like a fanatical priest from the 1800s

[Diaa🫀 @MDiaa10_]

كنت فاكر الحاجات ديه موجودة فالuworld بس

[josef k hole @poeticdweller]

You met me at a very strange hair length in my life

[@redaction @redaction]

I swear Clavicular is just some strange Dostoevsky character that found himself trapped in the late stage Kali Yuga

[Sirsfurther @sirsfurther]

U can always tell which job in the list is the tweeter's

[Bizlet @bizlet7]

It’s impossible for an American man to pull this off.
Only a European man basked in a 24/7 diet of Eurotrash can be this effortlessly snobby cool.

[gorgeous randy flamethrower @santosvenganza]

i knew netanyahu was still alive bc the xxxtentacion photoshop hasnt hit the streets yet

[Enezia is seeing bts @aegifogur]

you’ll be enjoying your day on the paris/versailles train line and then you’ll hear this agitating grating voice and it’ll be an american tourist talking the most loudly you’ve ever heard a human talk

[Uxeph 🌙 @usef2baby]

Havent doomscrolled on twitter for a while, holy shit how did i not think this was completely insufferable

[internet baby @twerkculate]

when you listen to people rant about their romantic situations and lowkey realize they like to suffer

[yash @swagskrit]

when a man has nothing important to be proud of like his clash royale trophies or uber rating he takes pride in useless stuff like academics career long term relationships

[Tito @ChiyanaTito]

“International law”

[✨Lovely✨ @ItsLovelyLaveau]

WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?!?

[Aziz @omaraziz118]

ده اقل واحد محلش incision academy ب Chat GPT قبل كدا

[Ivy⸆⸉ @idkwahatimdoing]

Genuinely why do Americans either say “oh i make 20$ an hour” or “i make 70$k a year” BITCH HOW MUCH DO YOU MAKE IN A NORMAL HUMAN PAY PERIOD DPMO