michelle martinez

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

pizza, brownies, and Django with @JustPlainJay is the best way to end any day. ❤️💏

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

every minute that passes is a minute closer to 4 days of sunny solitude with @JustPlainJay at the keys. ❤️

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

the Charlotte shooter is a terrorist. he's a racist pig who consciously made a choice. he's not mentally ill. he's an asshole.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

it boils my blood to hear to hear news reports call this violent racist "mentally ill". DO NOT defend any racists disgusting actions.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

my apple watch was delivered! #andimstuckatwork 👿

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

I don't want to do anything but go home and play Mortal Kombat X with @JustPlainJay

[CHUCK INGLISH said it. @Chuckisdope]

I would pay big money to unsee all of the chapelle show seasons.

Just to re-watch it again and be overwhelmed

[Stephen X @Stephenesque]

I'd rather be boiled in oil than look for parking on south beach

[IG: Badgalkierrah @Chakierrah]

White Man from San Diego Waves Gun Around Small Children In Confrontation w/ Police and Is Taken Into Custody Alive.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

i'm over all these damn vegetables. fuck this challenge. FEED ME FRIES.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

@JustPlainJay 😒 yes.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

every night I get about an hour with @JustPlainJay to catch up and talk about our day. that's my favorite time of every day.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

if your significant other isn't your biggest fan, take a step back and go find someone who isn't so stupid.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

I get to work with @chompchomper and then come home to @JustPlainJay. I am the luckiest.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

@SonsofAnarchy is over. what am I going to do? who am I? what else do I like? what else has mattered in the last 7 years?

I HAVE NOTHING.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

I really want a dog....but I also want financial security and cookies that don't make you fat. it'll take a while, but all 3 will come.

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

I ate way too much to handle the stress of watching @SonsofAnarchy

[michelle martinez @usefulchelle]

fat girl moment of the day: feeling invincible because the guy who made my sub at publix didn't charge me extra for bacon