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@fistedaway @vancebob01 after the Trader Joe’s mandarin orange chicken hits

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@sammysprnklr3 Definitely buy your own team for an astronomical amount. That won’t had fuel to the fire!

Also… a 17!?!

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@rileyhamel_ @2xplayerhater rn

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@rileyhamel_ @2xplayerhater the forth horseman

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@themidhambino The rule of thumb is “if a Scotty is $200 or under you buy it, because you can always sell it to an idiot for $300”

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@internetarchiva @vancebob01 the people you see at a Trader Joe’s

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@unfamericatour @BrilynHollyhand Cc @randomgolftalk

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NY National Guard being mobilized to Shinnecock Clubhouse steps as we speak @TronCarterNLU

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@mightaswelldrop Cc @vancebob01

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@Josh_Berhow @randomgolftalk behavior (compliment)

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@big_johnpdt Cc @2xplayerhater @vancebob01 @randomgolftalk

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@KipHenley Is this rage bait?

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@justfuckingyoda Cc @vancebob01

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@NUCLRGOLF “Post it again this week!!”

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"Nobody is saying the John Deere Classic should be an elevated/designated/signature/track one/whatever the hell they’re called now event. But anyone who has witnessed the Deere first hand or understands its importance is screaming for it to stay on the schedule in some capacity, and I’m proud to join that chorus.

"It’s the understatement of the 2020s to say Rolapp and the Tour have some very important decisions to make regarding the future schedule. Change is necessary for growth, and we’ve already seen the Tour scratch its Hawaii events to start the season and the summer stop at the Rocket Classic in Detroit, but Rolapp and Co. inside the moat at HQ would be smart to remember the Tour’s humble roots. Small towns with dedicated fans got the Tour off the ground in the early years and have helped keep it afloat ever since.

"Balancing the new world of professional golf with the traditions that define the Tour is a daunting task for Rolapp. So far, he’s done well. So far."

- @AdamWoodard in today's newsletter

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Happy 20th anniversary to the greatest pit stop of all time

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@ANGC_burner Cc @2xplayerhater

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@JoshuaBarzon If you’re coming from a blue city where you can’t afford to live, please don’t come here.

We don’t want you.

Iowa is full.

Move to Nebraska or MN.

Thanks.

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@cimmerian_v Cc @vancebob01

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@michaelhammond_ I think I’ve done this and shot 80 without a birdie lol