liv/master of procrastination

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@hardmondayz yes pls 😭 true hero lol

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@hardmondayz please?? that would be amazing ☺️ i’m honestly stoked with silver bc yes pre show but also extra merch time and and and extra time w other phannies! can’t wait to see what people bring

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@gnomecastle me rn

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@hardmondayz Orchestra left- F5 🙂‍↕️ i am so damn excited. i’m making a ton of keychains to bring to hand out!

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@phansbainmarie i think it’ll depend on several things ranging from ticketing platform and the fees they apply to sales tax depending on which state you’re in (if you’re in the US). personally i’m figuring around the $300 mark for tix in my city? but it’s still a bit of a mystery i fear

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@pookiednp hotfits (hard on tour)

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@sprklebitch denver!

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@danielhowell @AmazingPhil wondering if i attempt to drag my boyfriend who had never heard of d&p until a year ago to this…i need to think strategically- some selling points if you will…

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@flowerisonfire monochrome is an all time fav

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@phanoutfits @DropDeadUK trying to imagine laundering this without the spikes deflating(?) i’m intrigued and scared

[hales ♡ @zoomton]

i agree with dnp showering is a solo activity & sexy showering with ur partner is actually neither sexy nor enjoyable 🙅🏻

[٠࣪⭑ @kyliednp]

just posting this entire section because ive ran out of corn to plate

[ruby is meeting dnp! @emophringe]

good morning phannies!! claim your star

[re: emma @evemmore]

lowkey hate frankenstein being read exclusively through a male dominated lens because yes of course it’s about father issues and there are homoerotic themes but also let’s think about what might make a grieving 18 year old woman write about being abandoned by god

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@kyliednp looks like sawdust/drywall dust/dust from a light fixture lowkey

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

actually embroidered it and it’s fabulous.
(i would like to note that my hard launch merch is coming in the mail tomorrow i just also wanted something i could cut the neck off of without guilt bc i have issues w things too close to my neck a la dan lmao)

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

@philsdykes what in fresh hell is this

[liv/master of procrastination @uselessoracle]

d & p hard launch esque doodles for embroidery on a hoodie
(i fear i have had shit snatched before which is why the watermark is there)