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[ɑrtɛmɪs @peak_transit]

yeah i support DEI. doofenschmirtz evil incorporated

[‏ً @marenyearly]

6 assignments due at 11:59 tomorrow and I’m on Pinterest.

[maybe: clare @clur19]

when I get a “wait can I be mean for a second?” text

[MONOPOLY PHONIC® (DONK) @MonopolyPhonic]

You know what. Whatever

[Everything Price Sufferer (but especially eggs) @agraybee]

I hate it when brutal autocrats do the exact thing I would do if I ran a country.

[The regime has gone satanic @Nukta_]

I'm sorry did that man run through waves while crying out dramatically? With a thunderstorm in the distance? I know those producers were on their knees thanking God

[lynk @lynk0x]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[jbolina jolie @pastapilled]

This happens to me all the time

[Basketball Ground @BBallGround]

The bus driver had to get off the bus for this one 🤣

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

To be clear, you're calling for a New Jersey-born bishop to be deported because you don't like that she exercised her First Amendment right by delivering a sermon in accordance with her faith imploring Trump to show empathy to people?

[elli @ssolianna]

it’s so fucking cold outside i hate men

[GOTHICC @frankenfemme_]

It’s too much going on today

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

DEVELOPING: Young Thug has slain a mythical serpent in the Pacific Ocean

[!! @mmiyaa00]

Tote bag slipping off the shoulder puffer jacket thick as fuck I’m overstimulated

[katie @katefeetie]

as far as i'm concerned, there are 4 movie ratings:
good, liked it
good, didn't like it
bad, didn't like it
bad, liked it

[Carter Donnick @CDonnick1]

Cinema