My heart literally breaks for gay guys that they have to watch what they eat before sex. Girl homosexuality is so much better in this way. My ex gf and I would hit the chinese buffet and then get crazy. I'm so sorry seriously
While everyone's debating whether or not Eric Andre's oeuvre stands the test of time, may I just say that I Am The Octopus is one of the funniest segments in the history of late night television
Printers never work because they are an affront to God. Man was not meant to pull objects from the digital realm into the real world. Icarus is flying too close to the sun.
in high school my friend took either lsd or shrooms and halfway into the movie he sat up really straight and got really scared and said "guys... im a glass of water...." and i took my straw out of my drink like i was gonna drink him and he got up and tried to run without spilling