miso

just a guy who fell down some stairs

[miso @user_misokai]

they be calling it constipation cuz you need constant patience💯

[miso @user_misokai]

when will heaven become gluten free

[miso @user_misokai]

walking into best buy n apple asking where the geek bar is

[miso @user_misokai]

nothing is funny then car starts telling me a knock knock joke

[miso @user_misokai]

being a buddhist while smoking cigs…call me cighartha

[miso @user_misokai]

maybe in another life i’ll be a british drill rapper

[miso @user_misokai]

playing beanboozled and i got piña colada while my friend got dog surgery

[miso @user_misokai]

life so fucked up… i don’t eve know what i spy with my little eye anymore

[miso @user_misokai]

guys be honest, am i chuzz (chopped huzz) or (chinese huzz)

[miso @user_misokai]

“twin we gon make it out the projects” and the projects is roku city

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

If Thom Yorke cared about his gut microbiome he would be like OK kombucha

[miso @user_misokai]

did anyone realize that applebees and apple has the same logo 🤯🤯🤯

[miso @user_misokai]

i’m naming my kid mildew, short for milton andrew

[miso @user_misokai]

tell me why i called triple a for them to watch a youtube video and work on the car with me

[miso @user_misokai]

@hellokittymdma not the gene subtweet

[miso @user_misokai]

why do you keep going over there… i hope jersey michael treats you well💔

[miso @user_misokai]

who wanna be opps😊😄 type stuff!

[miso @user_misokai]

@hellokittymdma labububeabadubai chocolate

[miso @user_misokai]

wow you’re so hot, i love the way you add songs to the queue

[miso @user_misokai]

girls just wanna have… i don’t know

[miso @user_misokai]

how does being transphobic help me chase a bag