Mason Troy Adams

personal delusion diary

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

Off a perc-cy Jackson and the lightning thief

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

Pickleball is to hipster millennials as rock climbing is to fake bisexuals

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

I’m going to breed the first ever dog with a shell

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

Smoked that Monsanto weed now I’m growing a third arm

[Guy Lark @LadderLark]

@BuzzingPop Shit admits she’s FART on tonight’s episode of ‘Euphoria’.

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I do not care if people think I'm crazy as long as they also think I'm hot

[Victoria Rose @woahhvickyyy]

I’m am in the world but not of it

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

wiggle that thorax for me lil ma

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

Why would you go to college if your sexuality is undeclared… waste of money fr…

[shimi @yurimusings]

even nothingburgers can have a little bit of awesome sauce in them

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

@rayannjboolin I hope my surgeon is geeked eating munchies on the operating table. Chill ass surgery fr won’t even b stressful and such

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

Me getting my manager demoted for saying racist shit about customers on break

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

Blooming Annyeong

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

why is maga so pickledddd like all these traditional value women r out here looking like the worst dressed doll in são paulo

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

If the woman was a president, they would have there period’s

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

big ups

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

You should be able to call out of work if you have a nightmare

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

@rayannjboolin LMAOOO 😭😭😭

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

@rayannjboolin It’s not sublime it’s Kevin MacLeod

[Mason Troy Adams @hellokittymdma]

Ableton? More like I am UN-able to use this software!!! #relatable