captain munch

a day late and a dollar short! | 20 | 📓

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

tony gawk pro bater 3

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

@shaenvolz i’ve stolen many of your jokes for tweets so yes

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

@dnpenthusiast yooooo ur not black u cannot say that 😟

[DarkViperAU @DarkViperAU]

How am I doing? I'm as good as can be expected. But the news is not good.

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

saw a guy on the road with a sign so i offered him a cig (i never have cash) and he said “oh tysm but i’m good i just bought a vape”

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

like i meant racism or homophobia but that sounds fucked up either way homie ty for sharing

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

asked my campers if they’ve been made fun of for their beliefs or preferences before and a kid said “i like grape tomatoes and grapes together and everyone thinks it’s gross 😞”

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

@hellokittymdma shit sound like a woke SAT question

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

@dearsookie knew a nigga from hs who rated black swan 2/5 and called it “mid swan”. needless to say he rated taxi driver 5/5 and called it a perfect film 😭

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

thinking about carrying a concealed, high-pressure water gun full of piss to use on men

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

@KenDizzleV2 @venuworst i’m curious what ur ground rules are, put me on

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

completely agree but unfortunately niggas do not wanna carry no walkie talkie vape 🥀🥀

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

FALAFEL PHIL IS A ZIONIST????

[r @bekhayalime]

Mayim Bialik promoted RocketGlow, a book showing an Israeli father-daughter watching rockets fired to kill innocent Palestinians. Mayim Bialik proudly laughing about Genocide of the people of Gaza and she is talking about She “felt fear” Over a T-Shirt

[kim petras @kimpetras]

honestly i fw furries

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

eating a sandwich and drinking a tall boy of beer

[onion person @CantEverDie]

liberals when they see a meteor barreling straight towards earth: https://t.co/spJgr5t0Yf

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

@girlflopgojo @serpentwoman so weird to see a normal interaction on this app

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

white ppl be like don’t worry that’s the dog blanket

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

@Puff_Iya my theory is it’s because he’s a corny ass pedophile

[captain munch @rayannjboolin]

there is no reason for a chocolate jelly bean