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It is plain you have little experience in adventures. If you are afraid, go off to the side and say your prayers while I engage in fierce, unequal combat.

[so @username0004]

@bfudge92 thanks! I like your kitty picture.

[so @username0004]

@_blotty wish u were here

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

i took the "which peanuts character are u" quiz and i got linus's blamket: u provide quiet comfort to sombody who will evemtualy outgrow u

[so @username0004]

#fudgesiclefriday

[so @username0004]

@rahtzee nice form yo

[so @username0004]

Guys Im starting a band called LOL. Its like a more chill LMFAO

[so @username0004]

*Astronaut successfully blasts off*
" so i guess you could say im a man of few worlds."
*high fives other astronaut*

[so @username0004]

@bfudge92 i want to re-retweet it but i dont know how #bigdeal #problems #unblessed

[so @username0004]

Avocado??? MorE like avocaNO

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

The cooking directions on a box of frozen waffles should just read: "Get your shit together, Kenneth."

[so @username0004]

If your last name is Louise you have a legal obligation to name your firstborn Geez

[Reverend Scott @Reverend_Scott]

Carl: Gonna be a hot one today.

Me: Tell me something I don't know.

Carl: Male ostriches can roar like lions.

Me: Fair enough, Carl.

[Dr. Bucky Isotope, PhD Bioplasticity @BuckyIsotope]

Let's see, Summer of '72
*Bryan Adams scratches out 72*
'75? No, that's not right. Hmm.
*his eyes grow super wide*

[Kim Kierkegaardashian @KimKierkegaard]

For events, I like to pair bold lashes with a gnawing sense of futility.

[slick @dlicj]

"Tim Allen will grunt his way into your heart where he will continue to grunt until your heart stops beating"- my review of Home Improvement

[so @username0004]

@tastefactory