Big Shallow this, Big Shallow that.
We must, and I mean must, bring back the era where grown men showed up in peak lapel suits, took the stage, and spent three hours straight arguing about the golf swing like civilization itself depended on it.
No launch monitors. No YouTube thumbnails. Just immaculate attire, absolute conviction, and two completely incompatible theories of how to compress a golf ball.
That’s an expand from me.
🚨 WOW! NBA Commissioner Adam Silver just went full TRUMP MODE at Madison Square Garden
"He was a FIXTURE at Madison Square Garden...he had courtside seats, here ALL the time. He was at drafts. He's a GENUINE Knicks fan." 🔥
"The arena is packed. People got through extra security...we should be using sports to create MORE community, not less!"
The left did NOT want to hear that 🤣
Every athlete I meet with brand deals
"Sean you would make way more money if you didnt talk"
Would I like a few more million? Sure but then id be a limp dick commie... Im good... 🇺🇸 vs$$$
It will always be 🇺🇸
Today, we remember a legend.
On this day in history, Harambe would have celebrated another birthday. An icon that became part of internet history, American culture, and an entire generation’s timeline.
Tomorrow marks 10 years since we lost him. Ten years since the moment the world stopped scrolling and collectively mourned something bigger than a meme.
He became a symbol of loyalty, strength, chaos, unity, and the strange beauty of the internet bringing millions of people together for one cause: never forgetting Harambe.
Everyone remembers where they were when they heard the news. And somehow, a decade later, his legacy still lives on.
Gone, but never forgotten.
Rest easy to a true patriot. 🕊️🇺🇸
May 27, 1999 — May 28, 2016
Forever in our hearts.
🚨🇺🇸💯 #MARATHON MILESTONE — Adam Scott is set to make his 100th straight Major Championship start at the U.S. Open after qualifying via the OWGR Top 60, marking a quarter century of consecutive appearances.