laurene 𐙚

locked in baddie

[seb @internetsebo]

i live in toronto and everything in toronto is still 40 minutes away from me

[raina douris @RahRahRaina]

when you scroll your phone: how sad. mindless. no inner life to speak of

when i scroll my phone: haha! i am learning so much at an astonishing speed. these jokes are so unique

[lu @luvsmilas]

tenho um ex que todo dia entro pra ver se ele apagou a foto com a namorada

[FEROCITYWRLD★★★ @fuvk_hvpe]

I have the emotional availability of a lightskin basketball player rn

[Lily @fragilelily_ed]

All the way around actually. I tell myself “wow I’m so skinny, I get full so quickly and can eat anything and don’t even gain!” AND IT FUCKING WORKS IF YOU BELIEVE IT HARD ENOUGH!!! Brain is actually so fascinating

[Cariola 💚 @ncariola]

Ya inventaron el fármaco que te hace sentir que comiste 1500 calorías cuando ingeriste solo 200. Necesito que el que te haga sentir que dormiste 8 horas al aunque hayan sido 2 y media.
Pónganse a laburar, vagos.

[Nadia @nonamenadia]

sorry for having a tiny waist and a drug problem

[leyla @leylaaa31]

I don’t know anything about golden retriever boyfriends but I am poodle wife (constantly moving, smart but in an evil way, very vain, many friends)

[ditzy @ditzylicious]

if u rlly wanna lose weight never eat anything unless it’s offered to u

[kenzie @wongkarwasian]

Toronto is Chicago
Montreal is New York
Ottawa is Roku City

[he/theyo kojima @sleepdealerrr]

feel like u can't have a loud ass jbl and free spotify. dude is walking down the street blaring an ad for chase secure banking

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

having fire chemistry with someone and still choosing to move on because there is no future is a different kind of reality

[digital bath @digital_bath___]

life really is sex money drugs

[Nadia @nonamenadia]

i take adderall to reply to msgs u can't save me

[£lliot @goodweedytwine]

Outside brandy melville in Toronto.

[Showy Ohtani @_TYYZ]

You await trial

[laurene 𐙚 @usernameis444]

@dahriz__o @roadto80pct ai slop