jordan schaffer

I just want someone other than my dog to think I’m funny. *disclaimer: I don’t have a dog*

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

Literally me every Monday (literally) #TheBachelor #BachelorNation

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

@DrRachaelF As someone who works in a school and has had multiple parents request that the school do this, I absolutely refuse to go through students phone. That is a can of worms that should not be opened.

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

@Larrydn22 https://t.co/YOlYV4uiEM Elementary social worker on the West Bank. Starting from scratch in a new district 💛

[Garland Gillen @garlandgillen]

Damage in Arabi tonight from the tornado. @FOX8NOLA

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

@CStewMedia @accuweather One, yes you can. Two, yes I can.

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

New Orleans tornado blowing transformers in the East

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

@USPS thanks for doing me a solid and not knowing how to do your literal job.

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

@mayorcantrell will my trash be picked up on Monday??? It’s been over a week since I’ve even seen a garbage truck in Gentilly

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

@SWBNewOrleans bUt ThE pUmPS aRe WoRkInG #NewOrleans #itsmonday

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

@caseyhemp i could NEVER

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette idk who Blake iS but Twitter is BIG MAD 😡

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette dear lord thank you we get to see this drama unfold with Aaron and Cody

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette CALL CODY WE NEED TO KNOW THE DRAMA KATIE

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette GREG DON’T FUCK THIS UP WE ALL LOVE YOU

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

what the FUCK is up KYLE

[✨✨✨ @tame1308]

Tonight’s episode spoilers without context:

#TheBachelorette #bachelorette

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette I would also make out with cat man 🐈‍⬛

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette all the men in the house when James gets out of the box

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette ooohhhh James

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette “NONE OF THE BEEF IM A VEGETARIAN”

[jordan schaffer @usernamesdenied]

#TheBachelorette Katie get out of that RV before you become the next skin he sells