smee

a complete mess

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i know my soulmate is gonna be a weird nerd who makes stupid jokes but is super intelligent and randomly sings song lyrics mid conversation and dances with me mindlessly in the kitchen

[ave .ᐟ @tuckbrinas]

LOLLLLL the answer is no!

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

lately it’s just gym, runs, work, sleep, repeat.

[99 Majik @99Majik]

The ability to ignore your mood and stick to the plan WILL change your life

[Kashvi @KashviSpeaks]

controversial opinion:
Modern family is better than Friends

[ethéra @etheravibe]

Above all, do not lose your desire to walk

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Me sensing an opportunity to randomly sing a song mid conversation based off words you said

[ehime ora @ehimeora]

You can start over on a random Wednesday and decide you want more out of life.

[raine @quiksilvcr]

can't believe i went to see project hail mary knowing literally nothing except that ryan gosling was in it and it ended up changing my life forever

[Jeffrey Valle @_jeffrey_valle]

Cuando ya se me bajó el coraje pero hice un enorme drama

[Directioner Forever¹ᴰ| rip Liam 🕊️ @VishnuBathla]

For those who remember this

[Freyy @Freyy_is]

an eldest daughter once said being the firstborn means you’re automatically irritated by incompetence. not because you’re harsh, but because you were never given the room to be incompetent yourself. the daughters who know… know.

[HONITEL👑 @HonitelHQ]

Between creatine, whey protein, gym gears, gym membership, gym sneakers, chicken breasts and other sources of protein, carbs, and shoulder injuries, it might actually be cheaper to be an alcoholic.

[duck @ExtremeBlitz__]

When I just finished working out but I remember I still have to:

- Shower
- Cook food
- Eat enough protein
- Walk 10k steps
- Get 7-8 hours of sleep

[Weirdly Wired @6drinkamy_]

Here you go

Courage the Cowardly Dog dancing to Tu Meri - Vishal Dadlani

[zu @goofystappen]

I just made some bullshit

[𝑝𝑢𝑟𝑒 @purelivn]

mentally i need

[chromatic. @juhmeer]

the only white person invited to my wedding is justin timberlake so he can perform mirrors and then be promptly escorted off the premises

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

I’m gonna get yelled at for saying this but a lot of women are single because they haven’t met a man who’s better at being a man than they already are.