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22|| CS55🏎️||KM21❤️

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[SMOOTHEST OPERATOR🔻 @userrrrr007]

why do pharmacists always put the sticker on the english side ??😣

[Cataleya waseNanda 2.0 @maMkhiz_obomvu]

Rent, petrol hikes, varsity fees, 10k steps, 2 litres of water, KPI’s, talking stages, meal preps, girl therapy, 10 steps to success, honours, grocery, savings, retirement annuity, medical aid.

Time out ref 😭😭😭😭

[زينبشريف 🇸🇩 @goodbyezay25]

بعد اذن الرومانسية و كل حاجة، ما قادرة اشوفها غير خريطة فلسطين

[SMOOTHEST OPERATOR🔻 @userrrrr007]

went over budget by R100 and i feel like i’ve committed a sin💔

[V. @VuyoR_]

no no no guys, we can’t be feeling financially irresponsible for buying groceries?!

hayi hayi what are we gonna do about this economy?! 😭

[Petite Ebony Girl 🇵🇸 @PetiteEbonyGirl]

South Africans have been kidnapped by Israel in international waters. There's no Mandela in this delegation unlike last time, so it's quiet 😪

[SMOOTHEST OPERATOR🔻 @userrrrr007]

my big 4

[amélie @ephhemere]

they don’t make shows like these anymore

[Ayushi @Ayushihihaha]

Your 20s gonna be the best years of your life
My 20s: corona, WW3, oil crisis, gas crisis, inflation, hanta, ebola

[SMOOTHEST OPERATOR🔻 @userrrrr007]

guys tell me why i buy R500 at the beginning of the month and i only get 94kWh ?😕💔

[Tsaki baby. 💜 @k_tsakani]

“It’s their turn to be adults . Make them pay R1000 for 316 kWh of electricity.”

[SMOOTHEST OPERATOR🔻 @userrrrr007]

petition for debonairs to bring back their subs pls😣

[Nans @nansbello]

Ads on whatsapp????
Has everyone lost their ever lasting mind?????????????????

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

A 9–5 will humble you. One minute you’re passionate, next minute you’re calculating how many sick days you have left.

[feyisayo 💸 @feyiszn]

Adulting is very strange. You can avoid spending money for a week and end up spending all the money you saved that week in one day.

[sarbec @becagawl]

fuck teams, fuck authenticator, fuck excel, fuck KPI’s, fuck outlook, fuck your friendly reminders too

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Meanwhile the richest men are creating islands to rape kids, fund wars, and fund the entire sex industry.

[8💕 @LuluMaswi]

Wdym we working the full week?😭

[Sibongile Mafu @sboshmafu]

Dry-clean coats, fix boots, buy electricity, take out heater, buy gas, restock fridge, make curry, find blankets, more blankets, winter sheets, gas runs out, buy more gas, buy more electricity, make stew, laundry basket overflowing, clothes aren’t drying, sun is AWOL… aaaaaaah

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

Saturdays are for pretending I don’t have a job and Sundays are for panicking that I do 🙈

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

me ready to crash out because i can still feel the oil on the plastic container after the 5th wash:

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

I bring a sort of “this isn’t actually urgent” vibe to the workplace that managers don’t like