emi

29. gonna make this garden grow inch by inch and row by row. they/them

[emi @usflubflub]

capital letters are a cis trait

[Oliver @olliehastweets]

My boomer take is that venmo/cashapp etc have fundamentally taken away the little joys of offering to pay for someone’s coffee/drink/food without expecting money in return but with the trust that this is a mutual relationship!! I got you and you got me next time and I LOVE U!!!

[emi @usflubflub]

it really is so funny that my birth name is such a common trans femme name

[emi @usflubflub]

dammit thinking about how nice it is to come home to someone you love that's the danger zone

[emi @usflubflub]

bought myself a very normal special treat yesterday 🥰🥰🥰 (four goats)

[emi @usflubflub]

@xtnpdrz good point! doesn't mean much when you're comparing shit to shit

[emi @usflubflub]

accessibility looks different for everyone, why are you yelling at people for making individual choices when we should've always been advocating for clean air and robust testing and contact tracing. masks are not and have never been a monolithic fix

[emi @usflubflub]

genuinely so sick of the rhetoric on this website that if you don't mask you're abelist and morally corrupt like hi I'm autistic and masking is a sensory nightmare and COVID gave me breathing issues so in combo wearing a mask is physically impossible.

[emi @usflubflub]

happy pride month! pride is a protest and you should celebrate by being gay and doing crimes! examples include: existing while queer and stealing from corporations 😊💜

[Kyle🤖🚀🦭 @KyleMorgenstein]

big miscalculation on the admin’s part, “the floor is lava and the consequence is jail” is the kind of loony tunes engineering challenge MIT students salivate for

[emi @usflubflub]

onsite work is so Good And Efficient and Fosters Collaboration such as the meeting starting 15 minutes late so a meeting room can be found even though one exists on the Internet

[emi @usflubflub]

maybe I should ask the mushrooms what the fuck is wrong with my body

[emi @usflubflub]

screaming about the protocols I wrote last month that were URGENTLY NEEDED that the execution of those protocols has been delayed to....... January 1st 2026

[emi @usflubflub]

butchwithajob4brokefemmeartist is unfortunately so me

[COSMIC 🖖🏾 SLOP @afrocosmist]

yeah man youre not gonna convince me to vote for one of two genocidal octogenarians. you can say whatever you want. i actually think that the fact you dont completely reject either option or this entire premise is insane

[emi @usflubflub]

bitches who I have massive crushes on gotta stop telling me it's their dream to live on a farm with their loved ones

[emi @usflubflub]

revisited my playlist project (single emotion playlists but it's only the mountain goats) and I moved a song I had in the "hopelessness" playlist to the "hope" playlist this time and I just think that's really beautiful

[emi @usflubflub]

the trees have leaves in new york city spring is COMING

[emi @usflubflub]

having a shit day at work I miss my squatty and bidet so much this should be illegal 😭

[emi @usflubflub]

so grateful when my body decides it's a multiple shits day when I WFH so I can do my job from the shitter