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[sammy @usthemmeyou]

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[sammy @usthemmeyou]

there’s a dude at my gym that me and my cousin say looks like a capybara

[sammy @usthemmeyou]

@hotheadedmami

[lexi @kirb1ee]

Girl in my class just said “according to chat gpt” and everyone groaned LMAOOOO

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[sammy @usthemmeyou]

@hotheadedmami

[100 @yh_me2]

imma be one weird ass ancestor

[sammy @usthemmeyou]

i wish i punched that fucking emt in the mouth that one time but laws and stuff

[sammy @usthemmeyou]

@hotheadedmami

[Chunky Drunky @hunterpork]

Didn’t let a car merge on the highway because it had an Israeli flag bumper sticker and 5 seconds later it crashed

[sammy @usthemmeyou]

thinking about ms. arnold , 12th grade and ******

[jay @youreyeah1]

old people be like lets go out today and cough everywhere disgustingly

[sammy @usthemmeyou]

@ambiencry LMFAO

[sammy @usthemmeyou]

yep

[meowling @meowlposter]

unfortunately this would work on me

[misa! @misak1nz]

sometimes you meet someone and instantly click and i think that’s beautiful

[☃️ @warbohydrates]

I love minecraft

[pun @punpunpunpun]

Just seen 4th person from high school get engaged on ig and I just had takis for dinner

[Flib @flibbier]

My hoe is going? Where 😊 I would probably like to go too😊

[tweet deleter @BrittanytB]

When pets use pillows as pillows

[sammy @usthemmeyou]

LMFAO

[daniel @4skip0]

bi trade left me on read after sending a full body mirror picture