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funny how time doesn’t move quite the same 🌹

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@CHIL0HOe lmao it’s not that 😭 it’s “i love making those little hoes” is 8 syllables the way i’ve counted SO many times now

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@CHIL0HOe oh i thought they had to be 5-7-5 my b

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@Mikechrs961 27

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@CHIL0HOe mad that u couldn’t lessen one syllable to make this thread a haiku

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im being a lil dramatic but my cuz obvi it’s not the govt it’s a collection agency but my credit there if credit exists is tanked over $18 🥺

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the way the spanish govt is suing me over $18 pls accept american phone calls im trying to get u ur money @orange_es or santander or whoever i owe money 😭 idw be banned

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bro WHO did i first go to waffle house with and WHY?? i’ve been there once but i literally do not remember if u know pls tell me

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like college was just this thing i was “supposed” to do but no one ever asked me or taught me how to think for myself and what goals were realistic vs what wasn’t etc. i went w the motions and ended up where i was told to be. i don’t regret that but it just makes me wonder lol

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sometimes i wonder if i had the right resources in hs where i would be in life bc like… i was 13th in my class but had no idea how college/university worked or like what resources i had to educate myself. small town things ig

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SO weird how i only get sick on mondays

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the way me and olivia are dating the same ppl??

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starting pride weekend off by watching s4 of demon slayer 😌

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as much as i h*te d*llas it’s kinda cute seeing how many ppl know & love me & are excited to see me when i’m there… feels good :)

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@CHIL0HOe oooh please keep this up im rly interested as someone who can’t swim lmao

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🤠🤠🤠

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not like he’s rich or anything just rly incredible person and more than i deserved but less than what i thought i wanted back then ya know. have since learned better 😵‍💫

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fr fumbled the bag with my first ex think about it every day 😭

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i’m finding that the more someone talks about changing, the less they have actually changed.

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@Iarongitis t*co b*ll, hero to the people

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@Iarongitis bilbao but i have dibs