Jules

Dad of 3 ace kids, plumbing & heating engineer, scuba diver and LFC fanatic, regularly seen at Anfield, usually in the Kop. Not mad, just differently motivated.

[Daniel O’Reilly @dapperlaughs]

@columeastwood Remember people, trying to cut someone’s head off in the street isn’t the problem, complaining about it is.

[Robbie @Robbie_Reasons]

The Somerset Farmhouse of 1 North Street, Williton were approached by a "food influencer" that wanted to charge them £2,000 for a review.

They put out a video of Sally eating a sausage roll instead 😆.

Lets make Sally and the Somerset Farmhouse famous for free.

[Visegrád 24 @visegrad24]

50 000 Poles showed up at the main square in Kraków’s Old Town last week to celebrate the promotion of their team Wisla Krakow to the first league.

They cleaned up the square before going home, leaving no garbage behind.

0 arrests, 0 violence, 0 looting

[Space | ™ @ITKSpace]

In all my years as a journalist covering this sport, I have rarely seen two players shrink so completely beneath the weight of a Champions League final as Declan Rice and Bukayo Saka, who arrived surrounded by a level of hype manufactured by their own supporters and departed having left little behind except a reminder that football’s biggest stage has no patience for passengers.

[WH Fan Place @WestHamPlace]

Gabriel has cheated ALL season

He has bullied players,fouled them consistently & conned other teams out of goals & decisions all year

That Gabriel is the reason Arsenal did not win the Champions League is karma and is a victory for football

Karma is a bitch. As is Gabriel.

[Muriel. 💚🤍💜 OAP @MurielMbe]

O. M. G!!
Reposting without comment, I just can’t, I’d be rather unkind. Goodnight, sweet dreams 😴

[No Farmers, No Food @NoFarmsNoFoods]

▪️Wind turbines reducing maritime wildlife
▪️Solar panels plastered on prime farmland
▪️AI data centres consuming huge amounts of energy and water
▪️EV vehicle batteries with cobalt - mined by child slaves in Congo

But hey, let’s blame cow farts for destroying the planet.

[David Collier @mishtal]

Israel produced forensic evidence, videos, and 1000s of photos documenting the sexual violence of Oct 7.

The world stayed silent.

A handful of activists get off a boat making up sexual abuse claims against Israel.

And it becomes headline news.

Make it make sense.

[Ladytron Fan Account @Lady_FanAccount]

"Hurt" is not an original by Johnny Cash. The song was written by Trent Reznor (Nine Inch Nails) in 1994 for the album The Downward Spiral. Rick Rubin had to insist several times on Cash recording his version, at first Johnny found the idea completely insane because the original version is industrial and noisy. At 71, already very ill, almost blind and with trembling hands, Cash completely transformed the band.

The iconic video, directed by Mark Romanek, was filmed at the House of Cash (his own museum). June Carter Cash appears looking at him fondly, the video was shot in February 2003, a few months before she died (May) and Johnny himself (September).

Trent Reznor was so moved that he declared, "This song is not mine anymore." It is considered one of the best covers of all time.

[Tracy Edwards @TracyEdwardsMBE]

@owenjonesjourno Every man I have spoken to about this says that is absolutely not the case. And anyway if it were, why do women have to be used as human shields???

[Higgy @higgyboson]

"Well Josh, did your Mum happen to mention that she'll be able to save £1.64 on the family entry to Legoland during the summer"?

"Yes Mr Starmer, and she asked me pass on her thanks. She told me to tell you she plans to take us twice in the holidays. That way she'll save over £3 which will be enough to buy a can of coke for us all to share".

"That's marvellous Josh. I'm happy to help".

[Theo Jordan @Theo_TJ_Jordan]

Oh man, I forgot about this one. The need to genuflect to Gender is so intense they rolled out a man to start a women's ice skating competition... who legit couldn't even skate.

So. Much. Pride! 🧙‍♀️✊️🦄🌊

[Fatbaldbloke @Fatbaldbloke1]

What are people mostly worried about in the UK today?

You said "VAT rates on Theme Park Admission"

"If it's up there you can bum me on camera"

[Oliver Kay @OliverKay]

Farewell to Mohamed Salah.
A faintly ridiculous 193 goals and 93 assists in the Premier League. 286 goal involvements in 327 appearances — a record surpassed only by Alan Shearer (324) and Wayne Rooney (311), both of whom made at least 100 more appearances.
The only player to have been named PFA Player of the Year three times.
One of English football’s greatest imports and Africa’s greatest exports. A phenomenon #LFC
https://t.co/kGRPVHumsK

[Inciteful Sisters @IncitefulPod]

@DaomiLove Katie Dolatowski assaulted two little girls in supermarket loos.
Would you like to explain this 'made up problem' to their parents?

[Sama Hoole @SamaHoole]

A farmer dies in April 2026.

His son inherits the farm. The farm has been in the family since 1847.

The farm consists of: 300 acres of grazing pasture, a farmhouse built in 1892, a barn, a milking parlour, two tractors of varying ages, a Land Rover that runs about 70% of the time, and a herd of 180 Hereford-cross cattle.

On paper, the farm is worth approximately £3.2 million. This is because land near him has been bought recently by a London hedge fund looking for carbon credits, which has dragged the comparable value of every field within forty miles upward to a number nobody local can justify.

In cash, the farm produces a profit of about £28,000 a year in a good year. In a bad year it loses money. The son also works as a fencing contractor three days a week to keep the operation viable.

The inheritance tax bill on a £3.2 million estate, even at the reduced 20% rate, comes to approximately £140,000 after the increased threshold is applied. The son does not have £140,000. The son has never had £140,000. The son has £4,200 in his current account and an overdraft.

The son sells 60 acres to a developer to pay the tax. The developer puts solar panels on the 60 acres. The remaining herd cannot be sustained on the reduced land. The herd is sold. The barn becomes a holiday let.

A different family eats Brazilian beef this Christmas without knowing why the price went up.

The Treasury collects £140,000.

The land never produces British food again.