molly~

angry mole human

[CBC Pitchbot (Satire) @CBCPitchbot]

NATIONAL POST EXCLUSIVE: Canadians needs guidance. Hospitals are overflowing, 40% of the workforce is sick, and the entire country is scared of this deadly pandemic. Luckily, we interviewed the one man who can explain it all: dietary expert Jordan Peterson.

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

What am I doing tonight?? Eating Fun Size™ Kit Kats and trying to remember what sexual tension feels like

[The Real HousePeople of C19 @[email protected] @haus_ppl]

Do other provinces' Public Health briefings start off with telling businesses they need to prepare for 1/3rd of staff being sick while simultaneously doing nothing to prevent staff from getting sick?

#bcpoli #covidbc #BC

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

Maybe it's not a case of fucking up, it's just a case of fucking around ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

You can tell the quality of a person by the quality of their calves

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

Do dogs get low self esteem tho

[Lee Newton @leenewtonsays]

THE. MASK. GOES. OVER. YOUR. NOSE.

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

It’s Tuesday, you know what that means:

T - arrest
U - the
E - cops
S - who
D - killed
A - Breonna
Y - Taylor

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

This tweet came to me in a dream where @Eminem offered me crack but like, as a friend

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

*~Maybe the real loss transformation is the disordered eating we learned along the way~*

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

*~Maybe the real loss transformation is the disordered eating we learned along the way~*

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

I keep getting lint stuck in my back rolls and that, among other things, is not what I envisioned for this year

[vince @vincestaples]

No matter what they say they still the police

[molly~ @utopianstoop]

His knees are almost, and hear me out... kawaii?

[{ELi} @EightGreatDanes]

The timing was awful and wrong... but I could watch president nesquic play golf all day. His fat ass in them "athletic" pants, and when he swings his lil knees pinch together like he's trying to catch falling change.

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

No..... But you’re a little Bitch for sure.