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it's clinically much too big

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loooool probably shouldn't tweet this but I'm drunk n felt cute so here goes

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playing a game that is very clearly marketed towards small children and that makes my £1500+ gaming PC smell like burning. its fucking awesome 100 hours this week

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rest in peace hulk hogan you really were not that great of a guy but i watched a documentary featuring you while i was practicing a speedrun once and now i heavily associate spyro 3 crystal island gem swim with you, so that's something

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@Fady180Twitch it's really difficult to do alone when you're as cheeked up as me

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i wish i had a clone so she could shave my arsehole for me (i would do hers in return of course)

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if she's your girl why's she making me an icy squash

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bonus angle

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fuck sake

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

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@lilnarwhal0 me

[JJ 🇵🇸 @boringdystopian]

noting you do to reduce your impact on the climate will ever compensate for the existence of americans

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@joeykastelic LMFAOOOOO

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when i was 13 i met a boy on holiday who asked me how long you should know someone before asking them out, and I said 3 months. on the 3 month anniversary of us meeting he asked me out via email and i said no

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when i was 13 i met a boy on holiday who asked me how long you should know someone before asking them out, and I said 3 months. on the 3 month anniversary of us meeting he asked me out via email and i said no

[Peep Show Script @PeepScript]

Jeremy: ...I've watched Grand Designs with you. That smile when some eco-glass gets delayed on its way from Antwerp and the nice couple gets pushed over budget. That's the real you.

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@lilnarwhal0 she's engaged and I've sadly moved past homewrecking:(

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im at a party with a friend of a friend and i truly believe a bitch this bad only comes around once a century

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MY HUSBAND IS DEAD
I don't want to remarry
I just want SEX

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tap in

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@lil_deeblez hi gorgeous🥰🥺

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i'm still alive i'm just kinda healthy atm so i haven't got anything funni to sya. hope ur all well

i bought a 2m hoe mirror

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do u think people in 2008 were naked weighing themselves on their wii fit boards instead of getting a set of bathroom scales