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where there is adherence to duty and right action, there alone lies victory

[Public Universal Friend @bnzbea]

Saying “no thanks I’m trying to quit” whenever I’m offered anything

[meow @uudbilaw]

@SkyStar04510789 khakee

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

So, this is actually how being creative works. Star Wars succeeded because Lucas threw everything he had ever read or seen (Fu Manchu, fairy-tales, WWII films) onto the screen. No modern Star Wars has replicated his success because today’s writers have only seen Star Wars.

[Puyangan Adiyan @Puyangan5]

She is not an Indian. She is a Muslim stranded in india. Now going back to the homeland her forefathers created.

No indian would have agreed to that map.

[Mc Adams Asli waale @Balancing_Actor]

In the next speech talk about cutting off India's chicken neck to the NE and you will disappear faster than you can say Sharjeel.

[Ambre @abelardntm]

j’ai su que j’étais un pécheresse le soir où j’ai demandé à un mec s’il voulait une photo de moi pour le réconforter, et, où, après lui avoir envoyé une photo, il m’a rep «  ah mais je croyais que t’allais envoyer une photo de ton visage moi… pas de tes seins »

[Adso Øvbelk @AdsoOfBelk]

Niels Bohr arriving at Los Alamos

[dilli summer survivor 🪖 @nainparii]

Yeh baccha ek baar garlic bread kha le sab chordega

[Valentin Ignatev @valigo]

Sex without penetration

[Historianunkil @SudsG5]

For 15 years cretins like this kept silent. They didn't say a word when a couple were literally burnt alive for the mere crime of supporting the CPI, when a 10 year old girl was firebombed for crime that her family voted CPI. When dozens of BJP workers were raped and killed after every major election but today? Democracy is threatened.

Cancer cells that are rotting the body polity from within

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Ford engineers coming back to work, realizing they did more than an AI ever could and still got fired

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Donald Trump

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Newish parents: Teaching your toddler to say “behold” instead of “look” unlocks a whole new level of hilariousness.

[Electra @Electrarythm]

Robert Greene

[Sumeet @sumeet_ssb123]

Aditya Dhar did not make Dhurandhar only for it to be compared to a fucking Uwe Boll film.

[a16z @a16z]

Airbnb, 2008.

[Troy Onyango @TroyOnyango]

i’m not even joking when i say this instagram post changed my life and i have it all committed to memory.

[professional booger flicker @CIGBOOFER69]

Was drunk last night and forgot what Valorant was called