Alexa

I've never made a pumpkin pie so I know they're not real // BOH 🇵🇾

[Alexa @uuhlexaa]

I love cosplay aka listening to when it's over by Sugar Ray and pretending it's the early 2000's and a girl named Megan just broke my fucking heart and I also wear a puka shell necklace

[sheku. 🇵🇸🇸🇩🇨🇩 @shekuwow]

Spent his entire life downplaying school shootings just to get shot at a school

[Matt Johansen @mattjay]

🧵 THREAD: A federal whistleblower just dropped one of the most disturbing cybersecurity disclosures I’ve ever read.

He's saying DOGE came in, data went out, and Russians started attempting logins with new valid DOGE passwords

Media's coverage wasn't detailed enough so I dug into his testimony:

[Griffy @mattressgoblin]

me and my 9pm bowl of cereal https://t.co/hANVVkRgJa

[Dahl💖 @DayumDahlia]

Skimming through TikTok live feeds and seeing AI streams. Then I saw this-

[crybaby @bunnygirl1373]

sorry i got mad U broke my heart and destroyed my soul

[Sheryl Galicia @SherylGalizwed]

He green-lined the dog

[mariah @killmeorshutup]

stop naming your kids after places like london and paris when they act like worcester massachusetts

[Lu @blxcksaint]

comparing hand sizes is a body

[Joey Bizinger @TheAn1meMan]

My sister just sent me this today 😂

[potato bun @erewhonsmoothie]

When I say I got that dawg in me this is what I mean

[Alexa @uuhlexaa]

@shirtsthtgohard @tanye__west

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

sorry but this never gets old 😭😭

[the heart @Fredward3948576]

Of course that’s your contention. You’re a first year Gatorade drinker. You just finished drinking some regular flavor like Red so naturally that’s what you’ll believe until next month when you get to Yellow and get convinced that that’s the best flavor.

[Reductress @Reductress]

Uh Oh! Friend Clearly Not the Victim in Drama Being Described: https://t.co/9tpPQPgZHs

[Alexa @uuhlexaa]

I am always heartbroken on bus rides for entertainment