Matt Haney

I'm a doctor...but not one that can help people.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@FaulknerFocus @HARRISFAULKNER This “Flock of Seagulls” hair you have going on right now is a bit much. It looks ridiculous. You need a new fag that will be honest with you. Ur makeup is on point tho.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@FaulknerFocus @HARRISFAULKNER Please don’t part your hair down the middle. It ages you significantly.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@GayRepublicSwag Put some clothes on!

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@elonmusk I want to work for you.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@Ally_Sammarco Ummmm…turn on @CNN @MSNBC. I will never, ever vote democratic again. @IlhanMN cemented that decision.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@IlhanMN I forgive you.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@IlhanMN I forgive you.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@KpictiahNL @WhiteHouse Ur a fuckwad.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@DFV_Juan @WhiteHouse Learn some grammar, fuckwad.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@GoatDeehere @WhiteHouse Ur a fuckwad.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@MansurQr Ur a fuckwad.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@MCFC_DK_ @WhiteHouse @mcfc_dk ur a fuckwad.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@FoxNews don’t let everyone take vacation at the same time! I miss @DanaPerino and @BillHemmer and @BretBaier .

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

It’s 7:15 in the morning. I don’t want to hear @marklevinshow yelling at me on @foxandfriends. @FoxNews please don’t have him on before noon.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@ATT
@ATTNEWS
@ATTHelp
@JohnStankey @ThaddeusArroyo @pascaldesroches @EdGillespie
My internet has been down since Thursday. Support says "outage in my area". Neighbors AT&T Fiber is working. Landscaper cut my line. NO ONE WILL HELP ME. I've call support 17 times.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@ATT
@ATTPublicPolicy
My internet has been down since Thursday. Support says "outage in my area". Neighbors AT&T Fiber is working. Landscaper cut my line. NO ONE WILL HELP ME. I've call support 17 times.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@ATT @ATTNEWS @ATTHelp @KenPaxtonTX

My internet has been down since Thursday. Support says "outage in my area". Neighbors AT&T Fiber is working. Landscaper cut my line. NO ONE WILL HELP ME. I've call support 17 times.

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@ATTHelp You put me in a line to the same support that I've contacted 17 times!!!

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@ATT
My internet has been down since Thursday. Support says "outage in my area". Neighbors AT&T Fiber is working. Landscaper cut my line. NO ONE WILL HELP ME. I've call support 17 times. Please help

[Matt Haney @uurbann]

@ATT
My internet has been down since Thursday. Support says "outage in my area". Neighbors AT&T Fiber is working. Landscaper cut my line. NO ONE WILL HELP ME. I've call support 17 times. Got a DM and it was a bot. They put me in the same queue.