Tony Marke

Authorised UW Partner. Making a second income for the future. Married. [email protected] Spurs fan ⚽️ #spurs #utilitywarehouse

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

Kwasi Kwarteng sacked 🤦🏻‍♂️
This government is an utter joke! #sacked #government #kwasi

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

My wife is convinced she just saw @sarajcox in Crete ☀️
Was she right? 🤔

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Mr Pincher! You literally couldn’t write it could you 🤣🤣🤣

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What have I just witnessed 😳😳
Three lions 🦁 more like 11 pussy’s! #Lions @England

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

Well done Wales 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿
@WorldCupEN #WALUKR #Wales

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

What The F*^k was that penalty about?! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@ChelseaFC @WestHam #CheWhu

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It’s literally getting worse!

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

Oh @emmerdale ffs 🤦🏻‍♂️
Just ridiculous now #emmerdale

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

Serg Aurier, still a liability! 🤣🤣 #ENGCIV

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

@HKane ‘ave it ⚽️⚽️ @SpursOfficial v @Everton #kane #coys

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

“Sometimes football is stranger than fiction” @SpursOfficial @HKane @ManCity

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

A Brit, almost horizontal due to the gale, with leaves, twigs and litter smashing into their face, umbrella inside-out, eyebrows blown clean from their head and half-closed eyes watering with tears fiercely whipped away by the gust, is unable to resist uttering:

“Bit windy”

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

@FiveGuysUK Thanks for the reply. DM to follow

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

@FiveGuysUK @basingstoke unacceptably long wait for our food today. It’ll be 50 minutes when we finally get ours! Such a disappointment 🥱😴😥 #fiveguys

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

“More records than HMV” 🤣🤣🤣 @HKane @England

[Prof. Feynman @ProfFeynman]

• If you're wrong, admit it.
• If you're confused, ask questions.
• If you're stuck, seek for help.
• If you make mistake, learn from it.
• If you learn something, teach others.

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

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[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

5-0 🤣🤣🤣 #ARSMCI

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Don’t you just love the @SkySportsPL @piersmorgan #BREARS 🤣🤣⚽️⚽️

[Tony Marke @uw_marke]

What a game! @EURO2020 #EURO2020 #ITASPA