Uwais

I am that guy who will ignore you to play videogame.

[Khalil Elhassi @ElhasseKhalil]

رفع ميسي الكرة وأمامه طابور سبعة مدافعين ومعاهم أيضا الحارس وأقل طول واحد منهم 1.85 فوقعت الكرة بالضبط على رأس لوتارو اللي طوله 174 في النقطة التي تجعل المرمى له وحده.. لكم أن تتخيلوا سرعة معالجة البيانات داخل عقله والزمن الصفري بينها وبين التنفيذ.

[MATTI @savagematti_]

@OtitoNosike Yup, it was chess, he opened up so much space for Enzo

His second assist was incredible too,
seven 6-6’5 English players and Messi’s cross with his weaker foot still got past all of them finding Martinez for the winning goal

[Mixta Genesis @mr_genesis2]

This is not an Hollywood blockbuster.
But it might fool you.😱
What do you think?

[Transfer News Live @DeadlineDayLive]

🚨 𝗡𝗢𝗧 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Khvicha Kvaratskhelia will START for the USA against Belgium tonight. 🇺🇸🇧🇪

Donald Trump told FIFA that "Georgia is a state in America," so he should be allowed to play and unsurprisingly, the request was APPROVED by FIFA. 🤯

More to follow.

[Appie Culé @appiecule]

This is probably the biggest scandal in World Cup history.

USA striker Folarin Balogun committed this outrageous foul against Bosnia and was shown a straight red card… but here’s where it gets crazy.

The White House publicly contacted FIFA and the tournament organizers, asking them to lift his suspension. And they actually did. Balogun is now eligible to play against Belgium.

The organizers cited something called a “probation period,” meaning the red card still stands, but instead of serving the mandatory suspension, he’ll only be punished if he commits a similar offense again.

A blatant manipulation of the rules for everyone to see, especially considering red-card suspensions are not supposed to be appealable.

When you’re expelled from school, but your dad is the Principal. 😭

[Kalshi Footy @KalshiFooty]

🚨The moment Jordan Henderson broke his arm during Englands Celebrations

[Wall Street Apes @WallStreetApes]

Running an ice cream cone under steaming hot water and it resists melting, eventually it washes away

Many ice creams in America will no longer melt because the ingredients have been changed, they are actually engineered to not melt. Modern ice creams have:

- Higher Levels of Stabilizers and Gums
- High percentages of Vegetable Oils and Fats instead of Dairy Fat
- More Air than standard ice cream, sometimes over 100%
- More sweeteners, maltodextrins and other solids adjust the freezing point

Many ice creams can’t even legally be called ice cream anymore in America

Our food is a science experiment

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

Ivory Coast v Norway is the World Cup Round of 32 match that best shows the absurdity of the Mercator Projection.

Despite Norway being shown on most maps as far larger than Ivory Coast, the two countries are actually almost identically sized. Ivory Coast is 322,463 km², and Norway: 323,802 km².

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography-based World Cup analysis.

[Osagie Alonge @OsaGz]

June 29, 2000: Patrick Kluivert misses a PK against Italy, hitting the left upright.

June 29, 2026: Justin Kluivert misses a PK against Morocco, hitting the left upright.

[BeroAfo @beroafo]

Meseleyi bilmeyenler için uzaktan ilginç görünecektir ama bir hikayesi var bunun. Bangladeş, Arjantin’de özel bir yeri olan bir ülkedir. Çünkü Arjantin dışında en çok Arjantin taraftarının olduğu ülkelerden biridir.

Öyle ki, 94 Dünya Kupası esnasında Maradona turnuvadan atılınca Bangladeş’te halk sokaklara dökülüp isyan başlatmıştır. Polisle çalışan öfkeli kalabalıklar, Maradona turnuvaya dönmediği sürece isyana devam edeceğiz demişlerdir.

Yani Martinez öylesine değil, gerçekten Bangladeş’i duyunca minnetle geri dönmüş.

[𝐓𝐌 @TouchmineX]

🚨 FIFA covered up the Heinz logos at World Cup venues because Heinz isn't an official sponsor. ❌

But instead of complaining, Heinz turned it into free advertising. They posted the covered-up bottles online, joked about it with Levi's (whose logos also get covered in some places), and suddenly millions of people were talking about Heinz. 😂👏🏻

So the company that paid nothing for World Cup sponsorship ended up getting massive attention anyway. 🔥

A reminder that sometimes the biggest marketing wins come from moments you never paid for. 👏📈

[Adika @Adikastakes]

This is a worldclass tweet😭

[𝐄𝐑 @ErlingRoIe]

Wow it’s actually identical

[ᴠɪꜱʜᴀᴋʜᴀ 🌟 @AsYouVishhh]

One comment controlling the whole damage 😭😭

[UF @UtdFaithfuls]

Mazraoui. 😭😭

[Tim V of False Finish ✍️ @timvfalsefinish]

It’s wild that this is the same person.

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

"Home Alone" was released in 1990 and they paid $122.50 for 10 pizzas. I just tried to order 10 pizzas just to see the cost. It's was $122.29... No inflation on large pizzas

[Ezzy @EzzyMUFC]

Hincapie was literally begging for mercy against Diomande😭😭 https://t.co/f2Tk8H59BK

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Me finally leaving my room after 22 hours of World Cup this weekend