Uyai❤️💕

Humanity means everything! ❤️😘❤️ Why exist when you can’t be kind and love people genuinely?Religion is a divider! Love is light ❤️

[Luminous choice by FOLA @OlayemiKomolaf4]

I have a take: if your partner doesn’t eat you out because of “I don’t like head,” I bet he doesn’t like you. 😭

Wdym you can’t eat me out??? Do you hate me? 😭😂

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

@HansonNse4 This is not what you have with a stranger. And if you would, get tested before it happens.

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

Girl, this is the most beautiful thing I have read on the internet today. You did an amazing job, thanks for tweeting.

[Claire Vianney 💞 @Vianney424]

I sat on his còck and didn't move for twenty minutes just to feel him inside me and he said it was the most intense thing he's ever experienced

We'd just finished. Like, both came, cleaned up, lying there. And he was still semi hard and I was still wèt and I just wanted to feel full. So I climbed on top and sank down on him and said "don't move."

He looked confused. Then he felt me clench around him and his eyes closed.

Twenty minutes. I sat there with his còck inside me, warm and thick, occasionally clenching just to feel him twitch. We talked about random stuff. What to eat for dinner.

[👑K I N G👑 @kingsuleiman27]

Before you marry, let me remind you this:

Your wife’s body is likely not to be the same after childbirth.

If you think this will be a problem for you, marriage is not for you.

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

👏👏

[Mimi @Mimi_yakigar]

They thought 30 governors were the solution to securing a second term.

He probably would have preferred to give the money to the Southern governors and not bother with the Northern governors.

Because in the South, we are devourers 😭🥹. We know how to devour our brothers, watch our people suffer, and still defend those making life unbearable for us.

But the North speaks a different kind of political language.

His ministers and senators are being chased like thieves whenever they gather among the people. The hardship has become so unbearable that political loyalty and party slogans are struggling to compete with empty stomachs.

Maybe they have finally told Daddy that a mini bag of rice is no longer enough.

So, what does Daddy do? He adds a litre of petrol to the package! 👏

Remember, the subsidy was gone forever. Gone! Buried! Never to return!

But here we are, with a 30-day petrol discount at NNPC stations. Not a subsidy, o! A discount!

But wait, what happened to the CNG cars that were supposed to arrive on October 1 to make transportation cheaper? Another poorly crafted promise from short-sighted leaders. I guess Daddy doesn’t even know that the contractor may have sold him another dream.

Daddy, what exactly does Daddy know? Macron’s lullaby can no longer let our Daddy hear the sounds.

After all, what is the point of worrying about the cries when there are international friendships to nurture abroad?

And talking about friendship, imagine befriending a president rejected by several of his own former colonies, and now he is coming to Nigeria for a state visit. 🥲

What exactly are you hoping to share with him? His political troubles? His unpopularity?

Will he be coming to Nigeria to beg or perhaps to borrow money to pay teachers’ salaries in France? And according to the announced agenda, they will be discussing trade and investment, mining, and energy.

So, maybe an extra gold mine as a friendship bonus. Oops! 😤 Nigeria’s mineral resources have now become top government secrets!

This is how you know when a country’s leadership is heading for the rocks: the people are asking for solutions, but their president is busy collecting international, parasitic friendships.

Friendship with a country that offers little tangible value in return, yet somehow commands the prestige of a relationship simply because it is foreign.

This is possible because some of the people leading Nigeria appear so foreign-struck that anything from abroad excites them.

So, while a mini bag of rice now needs a litre of petrol to make its way into the household budget, Tinubu is still trying to figure out what else to add to the package.

And now, they tell us it is a discount, not a subsidy.

Please, somebody help us define the word subsidy and explain how it differs in the context of this arrangement.

🤣 The moment Nigeria became friends with Macron, it showed that only the crumbs were left of our leadership, with no other world leader wanting to come close.

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

@imohumoren This must really be hard on you and I’m sorry that you have to go through all that. Sending love and hugs ❤️

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

@uwemite Congratulations 🎊

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

@kevinphils I’m so sorry for your loss

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

Very annoying concept!

[OLUWAFEYISAYO ❤️❤️ @Feyisparkles]

The concept of menstruation every month is so crazy to me.
Like are we supposed to get pregnant every month and get punished for it when we don’t?

[Fridoux🇿🇦 @irene_tlou]

If there is one person who married right , it’s her 😭😭

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

@TuruchiP Maybe he’s dead or you’ve broken up already

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

Amazing 👏

[Renè The Leader ❤ @Rene_noire]

Goated 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

@SauceKiki Red banner

[Mimi @Mimi_yakigar]

Akpbaio is not that Innocent...Let's check the Archive.

The NDC Million March was disrupted today, and many fingers are pointing at Governor Umo Eno.

But wait… one finger is pointing in another direction towards the Senate President, Godswill Akpabio.

So, before we conclude that this is all about Umo Eno, let’s go back to the archive.

Look at the old footage.
Look at the people involved.
Look at the relationship between them.
Look at what has happened before.

CP Azare has openly praised Akpabio, and the two have been seen together at several state events.

So the question is simple:

Was this really just Umo Eno, or was it a combined effort involving other people?

And let me make one thing clear: everyone should answer for their own actions.

If someone chooses to play the villain, let them do it openly. Nobody should hide behind another person’s shield or make someone else carry the blame.

The Senate President is known for his ability to work quietly behind the scenes but this is exactly why we need to check the archive before pointing fingers.

Let’s go back. Let’s look again.

Akpabio appears ready to go the extra mile for the President, but when the spotlight turns to his own actions, he seems to prefer the shadows.

A truth at a Time

[NEFERTITI @firstladyship]

My People, spread the word,

TINUBU MUST GO !!!!!

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

They’re never good people! Trust pastors and their lot at your own risk

[Ibeh @masurge7]

Two of the States where NDC supporters and Peter Obi have been attacked and or teargased are Presided over by "Men of God" as Governors.

Rev Father Alia of Benue and Pst Eno of Akwa Ibom

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

Terrible times indeed. I never knew a time will come where a Nigerian is treated as a terror in Akwa Ibom. We were never troublesome people. Until a pastor came along. Beware of religious people. This breaks my heart so much 😢

[Calabar Landlord @Humbhle_ak]

Akwa Ibom used to be in the news for good then Umo Bassey Eno happened.

Terrible times ahead.

[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

@olamide_adee @pst_iren They’re all the same. Mind twisters & hypocrites.

[Gym @trainer_skyi]

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[Uyai❤️💕 @uyai_ama]

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