SKELLY STAT🍉S: STILL DANCIN'

Disabled, plural (hi Claire! 🤭), queer-ace content guy (he/him). Played the accordion once in like 2011 and still haven't lived it down.

[SKELLY STAT🍉S: STILL DANCIN' @uzworm]

uzworm links post woooooo 🎉

Twitch - https://t.co/asZPsJs4n0
TikTok - https://t.co/kPoS4Entj9
Patreon - https://t.co/MxaVUurAZ7
YT (Discourse) - https://t.co/F2qfnrLYYe
YT (Gaming) - https://t.co/QVochuiLYf
Tumblr - https://t.co/OaQnlc3uEG

(Gaga for posterity)

[SKELLY STAT🍉S: STILL DANCIN' @uzworm]

@holmesdaleUSA @j_volt_CU_AF @EdisonCarterN23 @NickRamWilson @ChipDunn @aaronmartinj @JohnCamalick @richardterry85 @n1njade @ParksTweet @MileHighRoach @Prattkn @awilson611 @BarnettAidan If I'm awake in time, I'll deffo be at the Bulldog! Can't pretend that'll work tho

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@j_volt_CU_AF @holmesdaleUSA @EdisonCarterN23 @NickRamWilson @ChipDunn @aaronmartinj @JohnCamalick @richardterry85 @n1njade @ParksTweet @MileHighRoach @Prattkn @awilson611 @BarnettAidan You're not wrong but why are you picking me as the Palace rep who always shows up lmao 😭

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@HLTCO @fbtlpod Calvin Andrew!

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@PLinUSA @holmesdaleUSA

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From the @ColoradoPalace watch party in Denver Colorado, here's two pictures from yesterday right after the final whistle ❤️💙❤️💙 #CPFC

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@dumbart21269367 Been crying for 36 straight hours

Send money for tissues

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@ThePalaceWay From the watch party in Denver, Colorado

[Crystal Palace F.C. @CPFC]

Crystal Palace are the @EmiratesFACup 2025 CHAMPIONS 🏆

#CPFC

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THIS NEWS IS SO GOOD IT GOT ME TO POST ON TWITTER AGAIN FOR THE FIRST TIME IN MONTHS

GREAT DAY TO BE A HATER

[SKELLY STAT🍉S: STILL DANCIN' @uzworm]

GOOD AFTERNOON NUGGETS NATIONNNNNNN

THE SUN IS SHINING, THE BIRDS ARE CHIRPING, AND THE WORLD IS A BURSTING FOUNTAIN OF SERENITY, JOY, AND BEAUTY #MileHighBasketball

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IT'S FUNNY CAUSE I DIDN'T ACTUALLY HAVE TO CHANGE THE MEME IN THE FIRST PLACE SINCE MIKE MALONE ORIGINALLY WANTED TO BE A FUCKING COP LMAO

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I don't have any resolutions for this so-called "New Year"; if fuckin' Caesar could just declare a new year whenever he wanted to I can as well so I've got weeks before I gotta think about it

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Damn, chatGPT is down?

Unrelated but I'm launching a new service; for $15 I'll write a 1000 word essay about anything you want, entirely sourced by Dr. Claire PhD.

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@Irisposting With many problems

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Are you okay, uzworm? You've been listening to "Running Up That Hill" by Kate Bush for 2 straight hours

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Pep Guardiola when his team scores a goal but it isn't exactly like it was written up on the training ground

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Live look at me and the other 17 Colorado Palace fans refreshing the pages over and over again to keep the numbers up #cpfc

[HLTCO @HLTCO]

Palace are massive in Colorado.

Obviously.