jazzy

tell me im good

[HIDEKI NAGANUMA｜CEO OF FUNKY FRESH BEATS @Hideki_Naganuma]

Trump is already dead.

[jazzy @v1vidream]

Going through old tweets is so crazy, because what the fuck was i talking about

[justin theroux’s hair plugs @mcstardently]

American Vandal we still speak your name

[jazzy @v1vidream]

Watching twilight for the first time and they are wearing those contacts downn

[Netflix @netflix]

DIVA DOWN @mulaney #EverybodysLive

[mexican (suicide watch) @yeetedhoe]

john mulaney just lost a fight against three 14 year olds

[lily @swanlbs]

True

[Antwon @AntwonGhetto]

Justin Roiland watching dispensaries replace the Rick and Morty bongs/vapes with Smiling Friends

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Every friend group needs that one evil traitor

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

They’re rounding up everyone who ever smoked pot and executing them tomorrow at 9pm :/

[angie 🫧🐬 @ih8petewentz]

you’re laughing. oj simpson is about to be reincarnated as trisha paytas’ baby and you’re laughing.

[Curb Your Enthusiasm - Larry David Latest News @curb_david]

“Richard and I were born three days apart in the same hospital and for most of my life he’s been like a brother to me. He had that rare combination of being the funniest person and also the sweetest. But today he made me sob and for that I’ll never forgive him."

- Larry David

[Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles]

finally a company that gets it. Avatar at its core has always been about how much Aang loves to kill people with guns

[Talia Jane @taliaotg]

UPDATE: I got footage of the self-immolation at the Israeli embassy in DC.

The individual, wearing fatigues, introduces himself as “an active duty member of the U.S. Air Force and I will no longer be complicit in genocide.”

After ignition, he repeatedly yells “Free Palestine.”