rye lee

miau

[ز @ynjs4rt]

sometimes when i get emotionally attached to a show i don't watch the last episode so it doesn't end for me

[purple🍃✨ @doseofpurple_]

not using ai and still getting 60% ai detected has to be the modern version of being accused of witchcraft.

[g @34rths]

Perverted freak with a pure heart that only
freaks when froken to

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

you'd think the thing in my house with the most cat hair on it would be my cat

[h @ruinsunflower]

using my fat cat as a pillow and I can hear all the gulugulugulu inside his stomach

[. @playboicurrryy]

"I wonder what could go with my coffee.."

a lightly powdered pastry:

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

trying to figure out if the old man is being nice to me in a girl dad way or a perverted way

[Fav ⛧ @Favwontmiss]

YOU KNOW WHAT KEEPS EVERYONE COOLER IN THE SUMMER? TREES, YOU IDIOTS. GIVE US BACK OUR TREES BACK.

[B. @buhlesrevenge]

broccoli had such bad pr growing up. what an elite vegetable

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

they should invent a food that sounds appetizing when it's 100 degrees outside

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

honestly, most of my problems come down to two things:

1. ​i'm terrible at waking up.
2. ​i am somehow worse at going to sleep.

[rye lee @v31dt]

@dimvji As a 6’ girly who likes to be at the barriers I sincerely apologize

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

straight people will say that
LGBT education isn't age appropriate but will ask toddlers if they have a boyfriend.

[nat @swantail]

Men will believe a woman is genuinely stupid before they’d consider the possibility that she’s joking

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

Some girls are hot because they look like boys and some boys are hot because they look like girls - straight people deny this fact too much

[Issybeatz @Issybeatz_]

may you heal so hard you start being creative again.

[323 @Ggod323]

i swear my consequences don't even have actions

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Pet rent is the stupidest concept I have ever heard of how do you expect my cat to pay $50 a month he is unemployed