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hey siri play Mad by Solange

[Drebae @Drebae_]

Four white men have more wealth than half the planet… & you still think a brown immigrant is why you’re struggling? 😭😭 Explain that to me like I’m five.

[chris @blindbysza]

computers:

[Brooklyn @bklynb4by]

omfg

[sam greisman @SAMGREIS]

Ok the biggest recession indicator of them all!!!

[victoria ♀️ @fatfabfeminist]

real journalism

[joe @crueiestsummer]

“protein pancakes” “protein bagels” “protein coffee”

[niko @eroticafever]

I remember someone said the writers thought she looked like Michael Jackson that's why they gave her a boyfriend named Mike, another fling named Jackson and a son named MJ

[Loky @lokymann]

them.

[jay ✰ @jayythewave]

i thought this was a white remake of the pursuit of happiness

[fadeaway jumper @lebronluvr69]

i fw all types of music, they callin me polyjammerous

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎ ︎

[The Ball Is Orange @theballisorange]

Seeing the United Healthcare CEO get shot made me realize I treated you as deductible when I should have put a premium on you to fully cover the preexisting conditions of our relationship. No need to reply, I know this is out of pocket and open enrollment for your heart has ended

[i make beats ✞ @DonDadaNYC]

you don’t?????

[sophie @netcapgirl]

if you're not happy single, you won't be happy in a relationship.

true happiness comes from building dashboards that give executives deeper insight into critical business functions

[chase @_chase_____]

watching someone else control the computer and doing it differently than you would is one of life’s greatest challenges

[Soph @sophiawpelton]

It’s amazing how many unique and unsettling ways there are for a pair of pants to not fit you

[lindsey @oldlinds]

me and my mom in 2004 waiting in line for a dressing room at the ann taylor loft outlet after we just had the worst argument of our lives in the car