val 🌞🩵

girl idek

[𝖈𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖆𝖟𝖎𝖙𝖊 @raisinchoirgirl]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[⭑ @alicented]

i hate those ugly hockey men 🫩

[َ @glorbies]

this is the heated rivalry i'm watching

[🧅ShrekHistory🧅 @ShrekHistory]

no chatgpt for me, thanks. i will be asking Donkey at Universal Studios

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

only trust lesbians and trust them implicitly.

[seal girl @sealnati0n]

“i asked grok” “i asked chatgpt” ok i’m scratching my butt

[quan hitter @redditfartporn]

excuse me do you have the dubai chocolate labubu matcha latte

[Bonnie the bunny @BonnieBuns1993]

yo hold me back

[isabella🪼🎏 @tivent_1]

he had to be silly before going under… truly an amazing seal

[Ashera🧊 @IceAshera]

MY ARCH NEMESIS FELL IN LAVA

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Miley Cyrus explains the difference between Nickelodeon gays and Disney gays:

“Nickelodeon gays like boogers and bro jokes, Disney is a bit more fabulous. Especially if it’s about a teenage popstar wearing a wig. Being the most famous drag queen for kids ever — I’m like, you’re gay and you don’t live for Hannah Montana? What’s wrong with you?”

[arp @frootifan1989]

fuck a recession indicator i need indica and an eater

[nika @firstdilf]

fixed it

[val 🌞🩵 @vaaalholl]

ewww

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Duolingo confirms they're going to start replacing contractors with AI

Their CEO says they will become an 'AI-first' company

[Keefler @Keefler_Elf]

the rizzler was born on 4/20 fuck ya

[val 🌞🩵 @vaaalholl]

umm no they’re not

[New York Post @nypost]

Receding hairlines are suddenly sexy — with thanks to ‘White Lotus’ hunk Walton Goggins https://t.co/H70ImGfPx8

[smith 🌻☁ @SunflowerPillar]

me: moo moo meadows cow you have to stop. Your smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. they’ll kill you

moo moo meadows cow:

[val 🌞🩵 @vaaalholl]

he can venture into my bed tf

[julia @djarinwidow]

“pedro pascal is in every show and movie now” - GOOD! i hope he ventures into sports and music next actually