slime

for a moment, i knew cosmic love

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

im…..obsessed with bed.. i love bed. obsessed with pillows blankets and such literally love sleeping

[𝔥𝔞𝔫𝔫𝔞𝔥 @sinisterg0re]

it’s his day

[Pop Base @PopBase]

9 years ago today, Taylor Swift released ‘Reputation.’

[J @unreadnotifs13]

What doesn't kill you makes you relate to ttpd

[drug dealer anonymous @tuckfwelvey]

anxiety will have you googling shit like “can i check books out at the library”

[E.Yamani @E77ENCEW]

Sometimes you gotta close that door dash app and boil two hotdogs w/ a side of chips & call it a day.

[mel 🩷 @fuchsiaforevr]

in a gut-wrenching song full of gut-wrenching lines this one wrenches my gut the fucking most

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

kitten we are moving off-grid . please charge your switch 2 we have to leave soon

[Taylor Swift Lyrics Bot @TSwiftLyricsBot]

i pictured you with other girls in love, then threw up on the street

[slime @vacantbones]

i feel like every time i pick up my phone i get a notification saying it's time to pay my phone bill. like can i have ten fucking seconds please oh my god

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

Current score:

Brunson 22
Bulls 21

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Hundreds of Minnesotans are leaving their "I voted" stickers at the site where Alex Pretti was murdered by ICE agents.

[worm ✮ ꩜ @mothmarez]

me walking out of the voting booth as a michigan twitter user

[esty 🎼 @t4cks4sn4cks]

when you're actually very similar to your parents

[slime @vacantbones]

thought my teeth were going to fall out (still up in the air on that one) and my manager looks at it and goes "mmm, it kinda just looks like you got botox"

[slime @vacantbones]

busted my shit so bad at work yesterday that my side profile is giving Leela from Futurama