vada

going 4B

[vada @vada_io]

Sneeble. Snorf

[wally b kleeposting @kleeposting]

My worst personality trait is that I intuitively lie sometimes just to make a conversation ever so slightly more convenient, streamlined and normal

[milk @wet_foal]

First of all I didn’t mean it second of all I typically get away with this kind of thing

[erin chack @ErinChack]

“Top or bottom,” you ask. And I get excited because I think you’re talking about bunk beds. But when we get back to your place, there are no bunk beds. There are no bunk beds at all

[isa @girl20o6]

🧘🏻‍♀️

[turbomander (TWITCH AFFILIATE ERA) @turbomander]

I’m not “dependent” on the amulet I just refuse to take it off and it’s honestly really telling that you won’t take no for an answer, like idk maybe you should take a step back and really consider which one of us is under the foul influence of the Accursed Amulet of Carthus here

[𝖓𝖆𝖟 ꒰ঌ ໒꒱ @nazzygirlxx]

you’re on thick ice. i love you

[theo ꩜✰⚄❺ @earthtotheo1]

being a woman is insufferable for many reasons but a personal fave is the way men will just assume you're fucking stupid by default before considering maybe they just don't know the full story

[v @liftandjump]

feel like jesus in the smosh pit

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love when someone says "this is gonna sound weird" because finally we're getting somewhere

[Larry Stone @StoneLarry]

Jude Bellingham is the best British player named after a city in Washington state since Roy Kent

[mikey @gay_lilt]

I DON’T CHASE. I don’t really attract either. I’ve honestly been kind of asexual lately and it’s lowkey been really good for my summer reading.

[vada @vada_io]

@titlessbimbo gladly meow for you

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

women love edibles it reminds them of the apple

[ѕєиɪ @zalatwicc]

how it feels to be loved

[mal @unIimitedIove]

happy the peace day

[johntheman_heiscome_heisme_PREACHTRUTHILLUMINATIPl @heiscomeheisme]

MET A STRANGE FELLOW ... HE HAD FOUR LEGS AND POINTY EARS ... I ASKED HIM THE TIME OF DAY AND ALL HE SAID WAS "MEOW" ... RUDE ... I STILL DONT KNOW WHAT TIME IT IS OR WHERE I AM AND IM STARTING TO GET SCARED

[grovy @grovymango]

There is a painful relief in every sneeze . It is a death and rebirth each time. Geronimo Stilton kind of fine as hell