[alarmed beeping]

🏳️‍⚧️queer ¦ they/them ¦ 25 ¦ Honorary Grandchild of Leonard Nimoy. CONFIRM. Confirm. 🔪⛸❄️

[[alarmed beeping] @Vafertor]

I should tweet more original content instead of just retweeting like the boring hoe I am but alas poor yoric I am a boring hoe

[Covie @covie_93]

The photographer just standing there capturing the moment is taking me out 😂😂😂

[Bimble the Wizard @BimbleWizard]

Greg reviving valheim hype by posting not the giant halls he built for our world but the stupid fucking dollar general he put way too much effort and thought into and getting like 90k likes in less than a day

[abigail 🩵 🐁🪤 @abichungus]

it sounds psycopathic when put on paper but theyre like absolutely right here

[⚝ @hightowerdoll]

this tweet genuinely pissed me off so many women are just birds in open cages. why are you letting a man decide what bedsheet you sleep in

[project hail rusty 🍉 @alittlevillainy]

oh my god they did the redactions for the epstein files in fucking adobe acrobat.

[TheSandalorian @the_sandalorian]

"WHAT IF YOUR FAVORITE POLITICIAN IS IN THE EPSTIEN FILES?!"

I DON'T HAVE A FAVORITE POLITICIAN YOU FREAK

THEY AREN'T POKEMON

[sm0ltiddym0thgf @sm0ltiddyg0thgf]

Most normal reaction

[Sassington, M.C. @MissSassbox]

a star is born

[Jenni @hashjenni]

A woman in a pencil skirt making this for her entire family before heading to her 9-5

[heather 💫 @_hxneyglow]

there is literal plastic in my brain i’m just gonna drink the cocoa ok?

[Paul's Psychic Artilleryman 🟢🟡🟢🟡🛰️🟢 @ironcrakka]

extremely funny bit to have a victims of communism memorial with nobody on it

[All The Right Movies @ATRightMovies]

DICK VAN DYKE is 100 years old today 🎉🎉🎉

How great is he as Bert in Mary Poppins? An absolute joy of a performance. https://t.co/YOst6eNetD

[Avery Edison @aedison]

the deep oceans of fanfic on the internet are so great because, yeah, apparently everybody *does* have a novel in them! it’s just turns out that a lot of those novels are about transformers being gay together

[Cera Gibson @CeraGibson]

I would end a relationship or even a friendship if I found out they were using Chat GPT to talk to me.

[Alonso Gurmendi @Alonso_GD]

Actually the student didn’t quote because the essay has 0 citations, not even to the Bible

[Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley]

🎯

[Feristal J @FeristalJ]

My favorite memory of this game is when they announced it's 2nd anniversary celebration stream and used it to announce they cancelled all the future DLC besides Ardyn and that the director resigned.

Now they use the 9th anniversasry to cease the twitter account.

[Sami Gold @souljagoyteller]

I miss the golden age of DVD where every menu would be like this