Valerie Foley

Wife 👨‍👩‍👧‍👧. Mama💗💗. Drinker of Coffee ☕️. Marketer 🏦. Enneagram 6️⃣. Social Distancing Expert 🙅🏻‍♀️. Picker-Upper of Socks 🧦.

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

I do not cry easily. I either have to be very angry or very overwhelmed.
I was absolutely bawling after watching this for 10 minutes. My heart aches for this sweet mama.

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

I wish I had as much confidence in anything like my husband has in our dishwasher. @HistoryGuy111

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Sorry to interrupt your Sunday but during the busiest month of the year your kids’ school would like them to dress up for Grinch Day, Reindeer Day, Cheer Day, Elf Day, and Polar Express Day this week.

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

@HistoryGuy111 Maybe I need to write a book. 😬🤞🙏

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

@HistoryGuy111

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

Let's get married and have kids so instead of enjoying coffee in the morning you can braid hair while I pack lunches and we can all be late.

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

I just got legit crushed by my 5yo in Wii bowling. Also, my Mii needs a lot of work. 😬

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

Parent: Man, that was really nice, wasn’t it? What a special treat! Kid:

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

I hate when I'm trying to have a relaxing Sunday and I keep remembering it's Sunday.

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

School Photo People: please go online and pay for these 7 sheets of printed photos that we proactively sent home for you to deal with. Me: Nope. I can pretend it’s 2002 also, here’s your check. Enjoy the added hassle. ✌️

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

Y’all say “STOP THAT OR YOU’RE GONNA CRACK YOUR HEAD OPEN!” to your kids too, right?

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

@RachelH_PR I haven’t seen a good side yet. 😬

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

Welp, I’ve met my match in laundry stains. I present to you: bright red goo inside a fidget stretch ball on denim.

[Washington Commanders @Commanders]

🚨 RT to win Jon’s helmet 🚨

#WPMOYChallenge @jonallen93_

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

@Bobakanoah @wis10 😥

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

Sure, there are some plot holes in Home Alone, but the most unrealistic part is when Kevin says “I AM upstairs, dummy!” to his Mom and she doesn’t immediately lose her crap.

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

Professional tip of the day: it costs nothing to be nice to people. Choose your interactions wisely.

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

@RachelH_PR What a time to be alive. It has to get better, right? Riiiiight?

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

@VincentAscolese Soooo much paper. And I discovered that @Natasha_Droz LOVES a sheet protector. Like every single page in multiple binders. I think she owes me a coffee. 😉☕️

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

If I’m ever back in an office again, I’m only ever taking ONE personal item.

[Valerie Foley @val_foley]

@RachelH_PR @Bobakanoah Yes, no coincidence that I purged other things in the house today, too! (Including things that weren’t mine!) 😉