vz ✰

she/her || always saw tweets on instagram & decided to go straight to the source

[haņņah ♿️✨ @genzalternative]

no im so serious this such a good fucking tool

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

balls are just like boobs (owner holds when stressed)

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

in elementary school this white boy broke a green Staples® handheld pencil sharpener i stole from my mom’s stationery box & i was really mad bc i thought my mom would be upset so i told him my mom had purchased it in china & it was irreplaceable & my friend backed me up

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

“white people have no culture” it’s 30 degrees & snowing & i just saw a white man walking his dog wearing a patriots hat, shorts, & crocs

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

nothing is more upsetting to me than when i go home & my parents don’t have noodles readily available in the pantry. u know i was coming home & u didn’t prepare??? get real

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

im like why am i so woozy. why is my mind so foggy. why am i so nauseated. why cant i concentrate on anything. whole time i havent eaten in 21 hours

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

i like when cats have round protrudent snouts

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

i’m fighting for my life every day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😐

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

boston will have one of the most beautiful buildings you ever seen and then you get closer to it and realize its a cvs

[兔兒神 @chenchenwrites]

nothing like packing up a whole apartment to make you never want to own an earthly possession ever again

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

defamiliarizing myself from my surroundings so that sitting in a lecture hall feels like being 8 again going on college tours & thinking every college student was the star of their own movie & wondering what it would be like to walk around campus with a latte in hand

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

@vasibere i also feel this way

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

@BecauseJenn :(

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

i can’t believe i’m not gonna witness a maryland thunderstorm this summer :(

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

@invisxblue i need to so i can experience another Louise’s Backyard Picnic ☹️

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

i am going to kiss the person in this windows forum who posted the correct fix for the problem my laptop was having on the mouth

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

@invisxblue @5SOS it’s giving graphic design degree !

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

mfs who call out ppl who don’t pay for the t need to learn some working class solidarity

[vz ✰ @val_zhao]

just saw someone from my hometown posting on facebook abt an MLM. only a year out of hs and it’s already begun