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Professional procrastinator. Alcohol enthusiast. A human. Being😬

[Raksha @caraksha103]

I fucking DESPISE annual corporate self-review and goal setting. My goal is to get a paycheck every couple weeks

[Hanan $hah @HananShah99]

To the apps that pause my music when i open them, fuck you

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I think Apple lying about this storage shit

[Kwazie @__kwazie]

Hate how less we see our friends as we get older.

[Agatha🦋 @__chinwe]

Shout out to the companies that gave us a chance with zero experience

[Kush @kushika_twt]

Corporate jobs are crazy because you can work your ass off all year, exceed expectations on your annual review, and only walk away with a 2% raise.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Remember before HDMI cables where you had to match the colors to the TV like you were diffusing a bomb

[𝓓𝓸𝓬_𝔃𝓮𝓮 ✧ @doc_zee7]

Me refusing to sleep because i didn't get enough time to feel like human after work

[☔ @Whotfismick]

when i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7pm

[Starlight 💫 (youtube.com/x0starlight) @x0Starlight]

can yall please shut the fuck up in the movie theater? it’s getting ridiculous

[Jeffrey Luscombe @JeffreyLuscombe]

If we’re taking sides… I’m on the side of the Pope. And I’m an atheist.

[Mistress Dividend @mistressdivy]

I wanna see the CEO of Concur doing an expense report.

[Sonia @BalogunSonia4]

People become LONERS cause they have been betrayed by everyone they
TRUSTED.

[Libriscent @libriscent]

Forget a break up, have you ever met a person you had a brief but insane connection with and then the universe was like oops wait sorry that wasn't actually supposed to happen.

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

i am both of these people simultaneously at all times

[chance @chanceposts]

unfortunately when I’m not working and don’t have any plans, that’s when The Sadness comes around

[Giliann @imissblackmidi]

They should invent a second airport for people who have been in public before

[. @VellBenjiii]

Dating older or younger don’t even matter nomore everybody stupid

[Tampa Bay Buccaneers @Buccaneers]

We're feeling generous today... Who wants a signed @AntoineWJr11 mini helmet?

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