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Derrière 🍑 Enthusiast and Subject Matter Expert. More Butt Stuff coming fall ‘24 @chroniclebooks

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@ColleenDoran Thanks @ColleenDoran for the mention! I hope you enjoy the book! 🐈🍑🖍️ Would love to see some of your coloring pages!! @ChronicleBooks

[Colleen Doran @ColleenDoran]

Why yes, I got a cat butt coloring book for Christmas! Ho Ho Ho! https://t.co/6kvOvtTfCo

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@Lemon_Chaser Probably Amazon or from a good friend! 🐈 🍑

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@BrandWriter Thanks for sharing, Brian!
#drawmybutt

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#CatButtXmas 🐈🍑🎄 on @RealTimers with @BillMaher 11/19/21
& #CatButtHanukkah 🕎 on your wishlist

both available on amazon: https://t.co/NGqmR3HShd 🎁🎁🎁

#cantstopthisfeline

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Big thanks @RealTimers @billmaher for featuring #CatButtXmas on last night's show! ps #CatButtHanukkah exists 🕎

To answer your q's:

1. How do you get your ideas?
Keywords + reading the zeitgeist

2. What else do you do with the crayons?
Smell 'em

https://t.co/JdCJls7D7T

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@bamboni 😂😂😂

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@ProductHunt 🐈🍑🖍🎁📚

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@KingOfArtBooks hey Matt 👑, just saw your video of my OG cat butt book on r/catbutts (better late than never)! thanks for your unbiased reporting! 🐈🍑
good mews: i've got lots more cat anus coloring for you right here: https://t.co/qM83cFJh1y
including this new one w @ChronicleBooks

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@ProductHunt 1cat 2anus 3coloring 4books

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@BetoORourke tough for folks to vote if Abbott won't expand vote-by-mail to all Texans!

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TX is one of just FOUR states not granting at least temporary access to vote-by-mail for all voters in light of the pandemic (and currently rising cases💉). The only person who can change that is @GovAbbott.
Call Governor Abbott: 512-463-1782
Peek the map https://t.co/qyLpCr8l8v

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😂

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@jeremywins help me jesus

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has anyone made a choose-your-own-adventure website for 2020?

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So let me get this straight: It's the year 2020, tech bros are our gods and the best system we can think of for ensuring everyone can vote is SNAIL MAIL? Somebody explain this to me.

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"imagine you’re an eagle, but you only walk everywhere"

"oh my god, what a dumbfuck eagle"

#existentialchats

[T. Greg Doucette @greg_doucette]

More on 2️⃣4️⃣1️⃣ above out of Austin TX, regarding the Austin PD shooting Justin Howell with a beanbag round to the skull and then shooting the medics

(Latest update is that he is not dead, but will have permanent brain damage: https://t.co/EN6z36J8YP)

https://t.co/byoL1NAgXa

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@MathysPotestio ✨ ✨ ✨

“A friend of mine told me I was made for quarantine... In other words, I am very good at entertaining myself.”

“Being creative is a great outlet because you actually have control over what you are creating when everything else seems out of control.”