Val

Moneypreneur, lovely father, animal lover, and enthusiast. La vida buena!
Astute, Composed, Calculated. PROUD AGBAFIAN 💪💯💯😎
Basketball no be dwarf game!

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

If your father knows that your wife cheated on you, and you forgave her, he would be disappointed in you.

He won't like your wife.

Even if he forgave your mother for cheating.

Which is why if you tell him that you want to divorce your unfaithful wife, he won't stop you.

Because he surely regrets not divorcing your mother far earlier.

But it's too late for him.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

This is how you deal with women.

Treat women how they ought to be treated and not how they wish to be treated.

The man did the right thing.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

To you single men & even married men.

If your girlfriend or wife hardly has any friends, please do not force her to have them just because you feel she's lonely.

Leave her in her "loneliness" the way she wants it.

Women having friends may ruin your relationship or marriage.

End.

[Val @valenach]

@unique_event228 @shabbahmanfred @jon_d_doe Why not calm down & learn how to be a good wife rather than displaying this upcoming feminist vibe.

Just imagine the way you've been referring to people who are way older & more experienced than you... smh

Agba's hiss conveys more than a thousand words... you'll soon find out!

[Val @valenach]

@ChisomOfficial @onu_slim As it should be, bro...

[Slim @onu_slim]

The Fall of DSTV

DSTV raised its subscription prices three times in two years.

Then it lost 1.4 million Nigerian subscribers in those same two years.

Then it slashed its decoder price by 50% to beg those subscribers to come back.

Some people will call it business strategy but this is a company eating itself alive and wondering why it is hungry.

The numbers are brutal.

MultiChoice lost 2.8 million active subscribers across Africa over two financial years. 1.2 million in 2025 alone. An 8% year on year decline. 

Nigeria accounted for 77% of subscriber losses across all of MultiChoice’s African operations outside South Africa. The Rest of Africa base collapsed from 9.3 million in 2023 to 7.5 million in 2025. 

Nigeria did not just leave DSTV, they buried it and the content is leaving with the subscribers.

BET Africa and MTV Base shut down January 2026. CBS Reality and CBS Justice went December 2025. CNN International, Discovery Channel, Cartoon Network, TNT Africa, Food Network and several others were all at risk of removal. 

A platform charging premium prices while removing the channels people subscribed for is not a product anymore but a subscription to disappointment.

DSTV built its Nigerian dominance on a monopoly with no serious competition for decades. So it did what every monopoly does when it feels untouchable. It raised prices whenever it wanted, reduced value whenever it could, and treated Nigerian subscribers like they had no alternative.

Then Netflix arrived. Then YouTube got faster. Then data became more accessible. Then the naira collapsed and Nigerians had to choose between DSTV and eating.

Omo we chose eating.

MultiChoice responded by cutting decoder prices from N20,000 to N10,000 and launching a promotional campaign called “We Got You”.

“We Got You” from the same company that raised your subscription three times in 24 months, removed your favourite channels, and treated your complaints like background noise.

They did not get you, they lost you and now they are running after you with a discount like an ex who only calls when they realise you moved on.

DSTV is not falling because of Netflix or the economy.

It is falling because it spent twenty years treating Nigerian consumers with contempt and assumed loyalty was the same thing as having no choice.

Nigerians finally got a choice but not MultiChoice

[Polyglot adedeji Odulesi @polyglotodulesi]

One thing I discovered in my visits to South East is that if you as an Igbo man maltreats a stranger, you will be severely dealt with.
If on the other hand a stranger offends you, they will beg you to pardon him or her, that he/she is a stranger.
This phenomenon is captured by many proverbs. I will share three:

1. 'Ojemba enweghi iro' it means a traveller doesn't have enemies, Ndi igbo are born travellers so how can they be hostile with people in their region knowing those people will avenge in their own region.

2. 'ogbu onye biara na be ya adighi ike' meaning he who kills his visitor is a coward.

3. 'Obialu bee mu abiagbula mu, mgbe oga ala mkpumkpu apukwala na azu'. - May my visitor not kill me and on his departure, may he not have hunch back!

Travelling indeed broadens the mind!

[Val @valenach]

@Naija_Vip @HarmlessHQ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Tevin Macharia Mukabana @TevinMacharia]

PRAY THIS PRAYER: LORD REMOVE DEBT.

Almighty God, Your name is glorified in this moment.
You are the Most High God.
Lord Jesus, You are Lord of all lords.
Your name is wonderful and exalted above all other names.

I come before You with gratitude and faith.
I humbly ask You to remove all debt from my life.
Lord, You know every financial burden, every obligation, and every concern that weighs upon my heart.
I ask for Your help in lifting this heavy burden of debt from my shoulders.
I lift up my bills and loans to You and earnestly seek Your divine intervention to free me from this weight.

Open doors for abundant provision, guide me toward wise decisions, and help me steward every resource with faithfulness.
Provide for my needs according to Your boundless goodness.
Grant me peace instead of anxiety, hope instead of discouragement, and unwavering confidence that You are with me through every challenge.

Lord, You are Jehovah Jireh, the God who provides.
I ask that You open the windows of heaven and pour out Your abundant blessings upon me.
Send unexpected provision, create new streams of income, and multiply my resources so that I may clear what I owe.
Help me honor my commitments and move steadily toward lasting financial freedom.

Lord, I thank You for working behind the scenes to make a way where there seems to be no way.
May Your blessing, guidance, and provision lead me out of debt and into greater stability and generosity.

I offer this prayer in the name above all names, Jesus.
In Jesus' name.
Amen and Amen.

Deuteronomy 28:12 (King James Version) The Lord shall open unto thee his good treasure, the heaven to give the rain unto thy land in his season, and to bless all the work of thine hand: and thou shalt lend unto many nations, and thou shalt not borrow.

#WatchGod #HaveFaith #BirthedFromThePrayerRoom #JesusSaves #Prayer #PrayAndBelieve #BeliveOnly #RemoveDebt #Debt #NoMoreDebt #RemoveFinancialDebt #NoMoreBurden #FinancialFreedom #Increase

[Peter Obi @PeterObi]

Media Framing of Crime Along Ethnic Lines: Divisive.

As an Igbo man, I have endured stereotypes, judgment, and labelling solely based on my ethnic origins. This is not an isolated Igbo experience. Most Nigerians have, at some point, been reduced to their ethnicity rather than recognised for their true character.

I understand the pain of the ordinary Fulani man today, often unfairly judged by the actions of criminals he does not support, has never met, and who are not representative of his people.

Even in America, such unjust labelling fueled the civil rights movement and prompted Martin Luther King Jr. to declare that people should be judged by the content of their character, not the colour of their skin.

Every Nigerian ethnic group is known for its unique traditions, occupations, skills, and strengths. Crime, however, has no ethnicity. A thief is a thief. A terrorist is a terrorist. A kidnapper is a kidnapper. They are bad actors, not representatives of any people. They must be identified, arrested, and punished according to the law.

We must decisively abandon the dangerous practice of blaming entire ethnic groups for the actions of a few criminals. It is unjust, it breeds hatred, and it damages our national unity.

Let us proudly celebrate our diverse cultures, talents, and contributions, rather than falling prey to stereotypes and prejudices that politicians and divisive interests exploit for their gain.

A new Nigeria must emerge—one where no citizen is condemned because of tribe, religion, or birthplace. We can cherish our cultural roots while standing united by justice, mutual respect, and hope for a better future. We are capable of this.

A new Nigeria is within our reach. -PO

[Val @valenach]

@GloriousGod01 Cheers to another year filled with boundless blessings and greater accomplishments 🍾🥂

[Val @valenach]

@jon_d_doe

[Val @valenach]

@jon_d_doe You're saying it exactly as it ought to be said, sir. Some of our fathers weren't bold enough to teach us these raw truths and practical life experiences. Same with our guardians & religious leaders who chose strictness & moral lectures instead.
Please continue, sir!

[Val @valenach]

@funseigha @jon_d_doe The daughter should be around 19, then while the mum should be around her late 30s

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Your MIL should not call you to beg for money.

If she needs money, she'll discuss with her daughter, & the daughter would know how to discuss it with you.

Also, as a SIL, you should not be reminded to appreciate your inlaws from time to time.

They're your second parents.

End.

[Val @valenach]

@jon_d_doe ...als, right before our bewildered eyes.
Both of them were always demanding money & material things from him unashamedly. I never really grasped the full weight of some of these experiences until I encountered your page & it's expository knowledge.

[Val @valenach]

@jon_d_doe Some people, especially young men, will think these sayings & stories are a fiction of imagination until they experience it.
A colleague once invited his babe & the mom separately to the same hotel we were lodged in, kept them in different rooms & fucked them both at interv.....

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

Is it not an abominable and shameful act for your girlfriend's mother to be calling you to beg for money?

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

I have said it before, and I am saying it again.

If your girlfriend's mother sometimes calls you to beg for money, or tells you to give her daughter money.

You can fuck your girlfriend's mother if you want.

End.

[Àgbà John Doe @jon_d_doe]

No other person taught an 18 year old girl that she should not be in relationship where the man doesn't spend on her, but her mother.

If her mother is late, she learnt it from another woman.

End.