vale vale

stacy’s mom

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

my two favorite lil guys love the library……………so cute………………….

[trevor @out2pasture_]

no matter how big your playlist is that cranberries song is gonna play

[Parker Butler @parkerpbutler]

Just incredible

[Vanessa @cyrillasundays]

Need a dimly lit cocktail date with a gaze so lustful it causes god to draft up another sin

[niko @_sunpools]

how it actually feels to accept the hatred and anger in your heart

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

TRUMP: He had MS-13 on his knuckles, tattooed!

MORAN: That was photoshopped

TRUMP: Terry, they're giving you the big break of a lifetime. I picked you. But you're not being very nice.

[wor$⃝t aaron in america @rornronrnron]

boston ppl when their friend is trying to drive drunk:

[dehydratedchickensandwich @annsegg]

88. he was just a fucking kid.

[love drops @lovedropx]

— Franz Kafka

[Elle ⚘️🍉 @__shiticantsay]

As far as I'm concerned, the only legal definition of a woman should be:

When Shania Twain says, "let's go girls", do you go? If so, girl.

[ifey @ifeyspeaks]

she’s right, they wasted taxpayer dollars and emitted chemicals into the air for a performative ass PR stunt in the name of “women’s empowerment”. how does sending rich women to space for 5 minutes empower me

[ceolawyer @ceolawyer]

Some racist yelled and cursed at 3 young Muslim women from inside his Tesla truck for 3 minutes.

That man was Perry Greene, the ex-husband of Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene.

So I made him apologize privately to them and their families for over 20 minutes, then sit for Friday sermon at their mosque to get educated about Islam, and then issue a public apology to the world.

Only after my clients were satisfied with the apology and his community service, we offered a discounted settlement of $75,000.

That’s $25,000 PER MINUTE of hate speech.

I did all of this in 7 days. Alhamdulillah.

[Rei @rlevi]

The villains evil lair in a 90's cartoon

[ariel @stillatzufu]

severance

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

we “need to deport immigrants because they don’t pay taxes” but now the agency they’re paying taxes to is helping deport them. fuck you all