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[👑 Relio Memilio The IV 👑 GIGAFLY AMBASSADOR 💎 @RelioMemilioIV]

Gigafly is creating itself from fictional scenarios within the collective imagination

[あうぇ田 @aweidadesu]

このダンス実際やってみたら全然できなかったからこの人かなりすごい人だと思う、しかもこの速度で動いてるわけだし普通にフィジギフ

[i think @kutaiuranium]

you cant kill your hooker and eat her too

[valhalen @valhalen11]

lux clasica

[Archaeology & Art @archaeologyart]

Sussy, 1917, Sweden.

[ManKind @themkoffline]

they only have 2 frames

[Big ol Wave 🌊 @BigolWave]

I can’t stop thinking about this. It explains so much. So many relationships where people just constantly trying to argue for no reason. People who need tension in their lives to feel alive. Workaholics who carry this cursed energy of always needing to be “hustling” it’s just hypothyroidism all the way down

[Ben Horne @benjamin_horne]

In my early 20s, one of my roommates was a pilot for Delta Airlines, with thousands of hours flying commercial jets and many other kinds of aircraft under his belt.

I once asked him randomly if he'd ever flown a helicopter. He immediately stopped smiling, looked at me with a super serious expression on his face, and said:

"There is no amount of money you could pay me to get inside a helicopter. Never, ever accept a ride in one."

I took this as a cosmic sign that if I ever decided to fly in a helicopter, I would die on my very first trip. To this day I've never flown in one, and never will.

[YIMBYLAND @YIMBYLAND]

I once saw a helicopter go down in the East River next to Carl Schurz park when I lived on the UES. I was the first to call 911 and watched the whole nightmare unfold.

The helicopter lost power, auto-rotated down safely, landed softly on the water, and everything seemed like it was ok. Except one of the landing gear airbags failed to inflate, causing the helicopter to flip upside down in the water. The pilot scrambled out and was screaming for help as he bobbed in and out of the helicopter, trying to rescue his passengers. Come to find out, this was an aerial photography tour and the passengers were secured to the helicopter via a full-body harness and a locking carabiner in the middle of their back. Nobody managed to free themselves from their restraints and all 4 drowned. Eventually the pilot gave up, crawled on top of the half-submerged helicopter, and floated down the East River as he continued to scream for help.

Helicopters are death traps and will kill you in ways you can’t even imagine. Life is too precious to fly in a helicopter. It’s not worth it.

[Nia’s #1 Fan @DegenerateDude6]

>German brothel situation confirmed
>Got nudes from fans he didn’t know the ages of
>Sent nudes to friends without consent
>Went to a Diddy Party at Coachella, Diddy ties confirmed
>At college snuck lax into ladies drink so he can record them shitting
>Had a 2nd laptop for it

[valhalen @valhalen11]

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[valhalen @valhalen11]

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[The Art of SpongeBob @ArtofSpongebob]

Tom Kenny and Bill Fagerbakke recreate the noises they made for "SB-129."

[Unflavored Protein Water @ijimaia]

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[valhalen @valhalen11]

@gifsbut can somebody please edit the hacksaw sound from half life 2 with this

[valhalen @valhalen11]

esto es lo que es el ligoleyen ahora, magos en bot adc en top support who cares tf support

[valhalen @valhalen11]

@dnewtsuguvd no existian las solo queues todavia

[valhalen @valhalen11]

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[valhalen @valhalen11]

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