TheVallance

Nerd, father and husband. Probably in that order.

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Who wins globally in the choice of bowl or plate for a meal receptacle? My hunch is bowl - breakfast, noodles, rice...
@FryRsquared

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@bushontheradio They were in danger of splitting the G with that top

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@justnotcrkpod @robkey612 When interviewed at the first test, Trescothick talked about how the management intended to take off field work load away from Root this time around and let him focus on being captain... That went well🤦‍♂️

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@AFCWimbledon Can we also get his younger brother? Harry Cornick junior... I will get my coat 🤦‍♂️

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@Miss_Snuffy The love might not shout as loud as the hate but there is so much of it. Hooray for such excellence yet again.

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@sharrond62 Some of us 70's kids also got to meet the one and only S D at school for a photo shoot! My sister got Geoff Capes and as lovely as he was, I always felt I got the better deal. Crazy times

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@Miss_Snuffy Great results are also just... checks notes... great results

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@DanielCannon92 Stopped going years ago, televisions tech and sound tech now are outrageously good and the popcorn is orders of magnitude cheaper

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@Miss_Snuffy @BBCPanorama any thoughts today?

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@greg16676935420 followed you twice hope that helps. I can do that right?

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@TheBarmyArmy That Gower, Tuffnell, Pietersen... were somehow not truly recognised and nurtured as the true greats they were

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@georginalibbie Not sure if it was just myth, but the one about someone putting graffiti on The Usual Suspects fim billboard outside cinemas showing the film: "I'm Kaiser Sose" with an arrow pointing to Spacey was potentially an absolute masterclass

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@elonmusk • Have no relevant experience
• Have no exceptional ability
• Consider myself good at bringing vibes

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@TheBarmyArmy missed a trick here, could have brought snappy fingers in to the test role at 1st slip, heard he's available👀

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@TheBarmyArmy Gower all day long. Not sure about the curfews

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@joshpearson180 Incredible. And Price, so many would have just folded.

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@JJIdsardi Taylor won 16 and the game just kept growing. Kids watching this are bound to kick on.

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I am not even watching and it is the worst game of football I have ever seen! @FIFAcom #infantino

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@Baddiel fair point, although not all the ball players on the other side should have been on the pitch

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@RealTimVine Walker, Trent, Macguire, Shaw watching this right now😱